The Champ’s MLB Division Previews: AL Central

The Champ is back again with yet another MLB Division preview to get you hard for this upcoming baseball season. It’s the AL Central today. Feast on my knowledge.

Chicago White Sox

The ChiSox have slowly regressed from one of the best teams in all of baseball to a decrepit corpse of a baseball team. Weighed down with hefty contracts of old, regressing veterans like A.J. Pierzynsky, Adam Dunn and Alex Rios, the Sox are at a crossroads. There’s still some bright spots in their lineup and rotation though. The ageless wonder, Paul Konerko, continues to put up MVP caliber numbers at first base and Jake Peavy seems to finally be healthy this spring, but stay tuned on that. The ChiSox are going to have a tough time competing in the ever-improving AL Central for the foreseeable future. But they still have a decent enough rotation even with the departure of Mark Buerhle and might have enough of that to stick with Detroit through the dog days. Don’t count on it though. Kenny Williams has his hands full with resurrecting a team that dominated the Central in the middle part of the last decade. At least he doesn’t have to deal with Ozzie Guillen anymore.

76-86, 4th in the AL Central

Cleveland Indians

The grounds crew at Progressive Field are going to have their hands full this season with all of the ground ball inducing pitchers the Indians have this season. Ubaldo Jimenez, Justin Masterson, Derek Lowe and the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona are among the best ground ball pitchers in baseball, and that should play well in the confines of the Tribe’s home ballpark. Shin-Soo Choo is one of the best outfielders no one ever talks about, probably because his name cannot be taken seriously. He’s been steady as the only star player on the damn team that can stay healthy as Travis Hafner and Grady Sizemore go to the DL about as often as Jerry Sandusky goes to Chuck E. Cheese. Outside of that, the Indians are a pretty damn good team for the AL Central. Asdrubal Cabrera and Carlos Santana might be the best defenders in the league at their position and Jason Kipnis is one of the best slugging second basemen in the league. Vegas has set the over/under for Cleveland wins at 78.5 this season. Bet the over. Bet it hard. Cleveland rocks.

84-78, 2nd in the AL Central

Detroit Tigers

Not only are they Karl Welzein’s favorite team (Follow @DadBoner on Twitter and then thank me in two weeks for changing your life), they’re also an odds on favorite to take the whole goddamn thing down this year. Detroit shocked everyone when they signed Prince Fielder this offseason. What will also be shocking is Detroit’s infield defense. At first base, you have Fielder, who is actually a decent defender. But then you start to look around the diamond. Miguel Cabrera (A 1B/DH) is at third, Jhonny Peralta (a third baseman who can’t spell his name right) at shortstop and Ryan Raburn (a left fielder) at second base. It doesn’t matter Justin Verlander is your ace, that defense is atrocious. It could cost the Tigers upwards of 25-30 runs this season, which in turn could cost them four or five wins in the long run. Don’t bet on the Tigers infield defense to stay like that all season. Jimmy Leyland doesn’t fuck around. But the Tigers rotation just might be good enough to overshadow the afterbirth that is the Tigers’ defense.

Justin Verlander trying to get in on Kate Upton. TFM.

92-70, 1st in the AL Central

Kansas City Royals

Look out. There’s a superpower growing in the Heartland. The Royals may not yet have what it takes to be considered among the elite of Major League Baseball, but the pieces were put in place last season with the debuts of Eric Hosmer, Mike Moustakas, Danny Duffy and a slew of nasty relievers and they still have one of the best minor league systems in the game. The Royals also saw career resurgences of outfielders Alex Gordon and Jeff Francouer, adding to their potent offense. Hosmer has what it takes to be an MVP-caliber player and the Royals boast one of the most athletic defenses in all of baseball with Francouer, Gordon and Lorenzo Cain in the outfield and defensive wizard Alcides Escobar at short. GM Dayton Moore flipped a breakout season from Melky Cabrera for Jonathan Sanchez to try and aid their lackluster rotation this offseason. It all hinges on the five starters for the Royals this season. The rotation is full of wild cards like Luke Hochevar, Felipe Paulino and Danny Duffy. The offense will be first class, but injuries to young catcher Sal Perez and All-Star closer Joakim Soria this spring have some folks in KC wondering if this really is the year the Boys in Blue turn it around and shed 26 years of god-awful baseball. If the rotation can put it all together, the Royals are going to make things very, very interesting in the AL Central this year and years to come.

82-80, 3rd in the AL Central

Minnesota Twins

Oh boy. The one-time powerhouse of the AL Central is in a heap of trouble. Minnesota has over $200 million tied up in perennial 60-day DLers Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau and an offense only a mother could love. Outside of Mauer and Morneau, the Twins really only have Josh Willingham. Then you go through the gauntlet of offensive terribleness that is Jamey Carroll, Denard Span, Alexi Casilla and Ben Revere. The Twins rotation is a patchwork bunch, filled with journeymen and the proverbial “innings eaters”. A healthy Francisco Liriano may be the only thing to save the Twins rotation from being truly awful. Someone in the land of 10,000 lakes better get Gordon Bombay a couple of boilermakers. The Twinkies are in desperate need of the Minnesota Miracle Man.

67-95, 5th in the AL Central

  1. anon7472974648

    People are wrongly assuming Leyland is going to keep rolling out Cabby at third. Smokes loves his lineups, and I guarantee he will be heavily platooning 3rd (led by Don Kelly) and 2nd (led by Ramon Santiago, not Raburn), with Brandon “Mr. .300” Inge coming in as a defensive sub in the 7th. Because Fister is Maddux-esque (control) and Porcello relies so heavily on ground-outs, you’re only going to see Miggy at the hot corner twice a week.

    KC will finish second, and and it wouldn’t surprise me if they were below .500. Team of the future, but when you’re top pitcher is Luke Hochevar (still 2 years away), you’re not going places. Not sure what to make of Gordon.

    Cleveland will finish third, but won’t break .500. Masterson will be good, but not this year. Their offense is God-awful.

    Chicago Bad Contracts 4th. Another shit pitching team. Rios will bounceback, not Dunn. Addison Reed though will be sick.

    Minny 5th. Mauer at Target is awful, and feel terrible for Morneau, but like every other team in the division, when your ace is Scott Baker, you’re not making it past July. Love Denard Span, though,

    13 years ago at 5:31 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      I’m not sure which is worse, missing the point that this article is an AL central breakdown or the fact that you called the Red Sox a good team.

      13 years ago at 12:06 am
    1. toss me a bronson

      THE STIFMEISTER

      if by “it” you mean 60 games then yes, the cubs will win “it” this year.

      13 years ago at 11:55 pm
    2. Stifler

      By it I mean possibly 70 games. But with Jed hoyer and theo Epstein, I think that they will make a run in the next 5 years.

      13 years ago at 9:05 am
    1. toss me a bronson

      go tribe. Cleveland teams might suck but their fans are more invested in the Browns Indians and Cavs than anywhere else in the professional sports world, you have to give credit where credit is due.

      13 years ago at 12:03 am
    2. anon7472974648

      A really cool thing about the old Tiger Stadium was seeing a bunch of Ohioans make the trek up north, sitting in the outfield bleachers, and banging on those fucking drums all game. Pretty awesome to see as a kid.

      13 years ago at 12:39 pm
  2. Fratskine Mayo Ross

    Not even mentioning Billy Butler in the Royals conversation and resurgence, shows how much you know about baseball.

    13 years ago at 10:40 pm
    1. Fratskine Mayo Ross

      Laughable, you’re probably a Braves or Cardinals fan. Kansas City has some of the best talent the game has to offer, get fisted.

      13 years ago at 8:58 am
  3. John D Fratfella

    can’t wait to go to a few games in Chicago this year.. Cubs though fuck the sox

    13 years ago at 11:07 pm
  4. dailydaly

    Roll Tribe! However, how can you say Carlos Santana is arguably the best defensive player at his position in the league when you have people like Joe Mauer and Prince Fielder playing the two positions he plays just in his division? Plus Kipnis hasn’t even played close to a full season yet, so to say he’s got the most pop out of any second baseman is a little premature. I like the optimism for the Indians, just a very shaky assessment of their actual talent.

    13 years ago at 9:11 am
    1. Nick Papagiorgio

      How the hell can you say Prince Fielder is a defensive player? Most errors and lowest fielding percentage by a first baseman last year in the NL.
      Roll tribe

      13 years ago at 7:03 am
    2. dailydaly

      Oh shit, I got ahead of myself when typing that. Thanks for pointing it out. I had a thing in there about offensive numbers then cut it out and left the wrong name in. You are correct, Prince Fielder is definitely not a stud defensive 1b….

      13 years ago at 12:19 pm