It’s hard for me to hate on this picture because he was at the Carolina Cup while I was not and he did try really really hard. Unfortunately I think TFMintern has been putting pictures on here for the sole purpose of being tee’d off on because it’s too hard to make fun of specific pictures in the comment section of fail Friday. Everyone is giving this poor chap a hard time about drinking Cat’n Morgan. As far as I’m concerned, whatever liquor gets the job done is good enough so I hope he had fun. What I do have a problem with however is buying a seersucker suit off the rack and neglecting that fact that he clearly should have taken it to a tailor immediately. There are too many breaks and I have yet to see his shoes. He thinks he’s “frat” so I assume he’s wearing Sperry’s when in fact he should be wearing saddle shoes or bucks. Not only that, but the obtrusive mixing of blue (costas, bow tie, and seersucker) in his ensemble is abhorrent. I could keep going but I suppose I’ll let him walk away with some dignity. In hindsight I guess it was easy for me to hate on this picture. Better luck next time, Stonewall.
I’m going to prescribe you a handle of Maker’s. It helps get rid of vaginitis.
13 years ago at 6:27 pmIt’s hard for me to hate on this picture because he was at the Carolina Cup while I was not and he did try really really hard. Unfortunately I think TFMintern has been putting pictures on here for the sole purpose of being tee’d off on because it’s too hard to make fun of specific pictures in the comment section of fail Friday. Everyone is giving this poor chap a hard time about drinking Cat’n Morgan. As far as I’m concerned, whatever liquor gets the job done is good enough so I hope he had fun. What I do have a problem with however is buying a seersucker suit off the rack and neglecting that fact that he clearly should have taken it to a tailor immediately. There are too many breaks and I have yet to see his shoes. He thinks he’s “frat” so I assume he’s wearing Sperry’s when in fact he should be wearing saddle shoes or bucks. Not only that, but the obtrusive mixing of blue (costas, bow tie, and seersucker) in his ensemble is abhorrent. I could keep going but I suppose I’ll let him walk away with some dignity. In hindsight I guess it was easy for me to hate on this picture. Better luck next time, Stonewall.
13 years ago at 1:47 amGoodness man, what has this child done to ya? It sounds queer thought.
13 years ago at 12:54 pmhey guys, someone hold the flag up off the ground so no one on tfm makes fun of me
13 years ago at 4:58 pmThat’s cute, see in Kentucky, we have this thing called Keeneland all month. Oh and in the fall too.
13 years ago at 7:57 pmSailor J’s > Captain Mo’s
13 years ago at 5:18 pmCaptain Morgan. NF. Pulling an empty bottle. NF. Take a lap and don’t disgrace the flag
13 years ago at 9:48 pm