Rando chick asked if I model for Tommy Hilfiger. Told her I wasn't a GDI. TFM.

    1. fratsohardUn1versity

      New Jersey being the third richest state in the country. Being Poor NF. New Jersey FAF

      14 years ago at 3:04 pm
    2. Halls_Of_Ivy

      ^, new jersey has almost no redeeming qualities outside of producing frank sinatra

      14 years ago at 6:07 pm
    3. Manuel Fratsoloras

      yea jersey really sucks a fat one. I heard they have a new breed of wildebeasts called snookis running around.

      14 years ago at 8:42 pm
    4. Richard Head

      That’s right! You told that bitch FUCK Tommy Hilfiger, I model Ed Hardy BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

      It’s a Jersey thing, you wouldn’t understand.

      14 years ago at 9:58 pm
    5. fratty chayonaise

      new jersey having the most expensive zip code in the US…$4,295,000 median house price…FaF

      14 years ago at 8:15 am
    6. fratsohardUn1versity

      And the best law firms. Your guys daddys firms would be the on the level of the hookers and crack dealers in New Jersey New York or Conneticutt

      14 years ago at 2:45 pm
    7. Richard Head

      Nothing you can say will make NJ less geed-y. Why don’t you go fist pump or something.

      14 years ago at 5:06 pm
  1. DePauwDTD

    yeah this bitty asked me if i modeled for nautical the other day at the outlet mall but i didn’t fret it

    14 years ago at 1:50 pm
  2. TrickleDown

    Yeah this one babeosaurus asked me if I was a J. Crew model. I beat her and took her puruse. Fuckin’ geed.

    14 years ago at 1:55 pm
    1. HabitualFratter

      ^^^ Could you please enlighten us as to what a pursue is? I bet she was relieved that you were to dumb to take her purse

      14 years ago at 5:30 am
  3. Captain Jack Sperry

    Yeah this one sexual object asked me if I modeled for Banana Republic. I ripped her tubes out of her snatch and hung her with them. Fuckin geed.

    14 years ago at 2:00 pm
  4. LEGENwaitforitDARY

    I didn’t think I could hate New Jersey more than I already do. Thank you for proving me wrong.

    14 years ago at 2:13 pm