The Dark Knight Binges

  1. TrickleDown

    “If I took your beer, would you be pissed?”
    “It would be extremely painful”
    “but you have a lot of beers”
    “…For you.”

    “I won’t cockblock you. I’ve cockblocked enough members of the Wayne family.”

    “Now what’s the next step of your master plan?”
    “Crashing this house…with no survivors!”

    13 years ago at 10:09 am
    1. ntwise

      There’s a party coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches. Because when it hits you’re all going to wonder how you ever thought you could drink so much and leave so little for the rest of us.

      13 years ago at 10:55 pm
    1. DufnersHammer

      ^ I just can’t get past the fact that she’s looked like a 12 year old for the past 14 years

      13 years ago at 12:01 pm
    2. Lil B THE BASEDGOD

      I AM A PRETTY BITCH SO I CAN SPEAK ON PRETTY BITCHES AND ANNE HATHEWAY IS NOT A PRETTY BITCH BUT I LOV HER STILL BECAUS SHE IS A HUMAN BEIN – Lil B

      13 years ago at 2:18 pm
  2. Official_slam_tester

    “Why didnt the booze just kill me?” “Your tolerance must be more severe” Best line ever.

    13 years ago at 10:32 am