The First Photo Ever Put on the Internet Has Been Found, and it’s Way Too Perfect
Well, I guess it would have been more perfect if it was of some midgets getting railed by a donkey with a kitten planking on top of it, but this is the next best thing. Why is the photo perfect? Because it’s like 90% of the photos I see posted to the internet in 2012, a couple girls dressed up and posing in a sorority squat. Granted the women in this photo are European, but whatever, it might as well have been taken at a pregame in 1992.
The first photograph ever uploaded to the internet was tracked down by the website MotherBoard. You can read the whole story of the photo, which was uploaded twenty years ago next week, on their site. Suffice it to say it’s, um, interesting.
But without further ado, here’s the first photograph ever put online:
It was Photoshopped from this:
There are the first butts ever put on the internet gentleman, so tell me, would you pee? (Left to right: Yes, Yes, No, Yes).
- [via MotherBoard]
No, no, no, maybe.
13 years ago at 12:24 pmI concur with the aforementioned pee statement.
13 years ago at 12:24 pmYes, Yes, Yes, Yes.
13 years ago at 12:26 pmYou’re lonely…
13 years ago at 1:20 pmraise your standards
13 years ago at 2:13 pmYou know one of them is a man, right?
13 years ago at 10:47 pmDisgusting.
13 years ago at 12:26 pmI’m just gonna use the urinal on this one, guys.
13 years ago at 12:27 pm^
13 years ago at 1:23 pmNo Yes No Yes
13 years ago at 12:29 pm2:2 ratio not too shabby
^This
13 years ago at 2:26 pm^^ Nailed it.
13 years ago at 2:34 pmyes yes no no
13 years ago at 12:33 pmI wonder if Al Gore will take credit for this too.
13 years ago at 12:37 pm^
13 years ago at 12:49 pm^^
13 years ago at 7:22 pm^^^
13 years ago at 9:34 pmI would have peed back in 1992, but its 20 years later. I bet those ladies faces look like leather handbags now.
13 years ago at 12:38 pmEh, I’d orally pee.
13 years ago at 12:38 pm