The Forbes 400 Was Released Today And Any Accomplishment You Have Ever Made Will Seem Irrelevant
The Forbes 400, which ranks the richest people in America, has been released for 2014, and once again, Bill Gates reigns supreme. This is his twenty-first straight year claiming the number one spot, with a net worth of $81 billion. Billy is like the Tim Duncan of the corporate world: the combination of success and longevity is unmatched by anyone in the game.
Warren Buffet is just a mere $14 billion away from Gates, locking up the second spot for a thirteenth consecutive year with a modest $67 billion.
Here are the top 25:
1. Bill Gates – $81B – Microsoft
2. Warren Buffet – $67B – Berkshire Hathaway
3. Larry Ellison – $50B – Oracle
4. Charles Koch – $42B – Koch Industries
4. David Koch – $42B – Koch Industries
6. Christy Walton – $38B – Wal-Mart
7. Jim Walton – $36B – Wal-Mart
8. Michael Bloomberg – $35B – Bloomberg LP
9. Alice Walton – $34.9B – Wal-Mart
10. S. Robson Walton – $34.8B – Wal-Mart
11. Mark Zuckerberg – $34B – Facebook
12. Sheldon Adelson – $32B – Las Vegas Sands and other casinos
13. Larry Page – $31.5B – Google
14. Sergey Brin – $31B – Google
15. Jeff Bezos – $30.5B – Amazon
16. Carl Icahn – $26B – Icahn Enterprises
17. George Soros – $24B – Hedge funds
18. Steve Ballmer – $22.5B – Microsoft
19. Forrest Mars, Jr. – $22B – Mars
19. Jacqueline Mars – $22B – Mars
19. John Mars – $22B – Mars
22. Len Blavatnik – $21.5B
23. Phil Knight – $19.9B – Nike
24. Harold Hamm – $18.7B – Oil
25. Michael Dell – $17.7B – Dell
There are plenty of familiar faces on the list, including Zuckerberg, the Los Angeles Clippers’ new owner Steve Ballmer, cofounder of Nike and avid University of Oregon booster Phil Knight, and the powerhouse family of Walmart, the Waltons.
The highest net worth jumper in terms of percentage of the 400 is Nick Woodman, founder of GoPro, with a 200 percent increase since last year. He’s now worth $3.9 billion.
From Forbes:
The average net worth of list members is $5.7 billion, $700 million more than last year and a record high. An impressive 303 of the 400 saw the value of their fortunes rise compared to a year ago. Only 36 people from last year’s list had lower net worths this year. Twenty-six people fell off the list; another six people died, including businessman and Tampa Bay Buccaneers owner Malcolm Glazer.
Altogether, the individuals on the Forbes 400 are worth an astronomical $2.29 trillion and they make up to $270 billion a year, which is roughly the gross domestic product of Brazil, a population of 200 million people.
The majority of the top 25 were self-made men, proving that the American dream is alive and well. Time to get to work, fellas.
[via Forbes]
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“If they added all their money up and divided it by (insert number of Americans here), every American would be $(insert number here) richer — they’re so selfish.” – Liberals everywhere.
11 years ago at 5:47 pmHow many of them were in fraternities?
11 years ago at 6:13 pm
11 years ago at 6:30 pmFuck yourself Fabio
11 years ago at 6:38 pmFallout avatar? I like this guy already.
11 years ago at 7:00 pmLen Blavatnik threw 1.25 mill. at Bruno Mars to play at his daughter’s Bat Mitzvah because that’s all the fun coupons he had in his pocket at the time. TFM.
11 years ago at 6:44 pmWhere is Amancio Ortega?
11 years ago at 6:44 pmAnd yet Dan Bilzerian is still doing better than all these clowns
11 years ago at 6:51 pmNot idolizing him, but how many of these people would you actually want to have a conversation with?
11 years ago at 7:26 pmBesides Jacqueline Mars, all of them. Go back to riding Dan Bilzerian’s dick.
11 years ago at 7:43 pmI hope you have a lot of questions about computer programming and being born incredibly rich then.
11 years ago at 7:58 pmHave fun dick sucking some guy who doesn’t contribute anything to America except anti government and wasting money on bullets guns and hookers
11 years ago at 8:27 pmLast time I checked nearly becoming a Navy Seal pulled more weight than making a website or deciding which brands of cat food Walmart should carry.
11 years ago at 8:32 pmClose only counts with horse shoes and hand grenades. If he was a true bad ass he’d of made it through the program then used daddy’s money to start the next Blackwater. Erik Prince=TFM.
11 years ago at 10:14 pmThe point I was trying to make was it doesn’t matter how much money you have if you have the wrong approach to life. Guys like Matthew McConaughey, Jay Cutler, John Daly, Charlie Sheen, Gronk, even Clinton, realize that being the best on paper is absolutely meaningless if you have Nick Saban’s hardass mentality. So they live it up and don’t get caught up in the technical bullshit the Forbes Top 25 deal with on a daily basis. Yeah, 50Bil looks great and probably feels even better, but you can’t put a price on being able to give minimal fucks your entire life. This one’s for you Jason Dufner.
11 years ago at 11:39 pm… do you even college? your username implies you don’t go to a 4 year.
11 years ago at 9:41 amI played DII football at a smaller school and hated it so I spent a semester at CC before going to a state school.
11 years ago at 12:54 pmThanks for your rant and all guy, but it sounds like your life pretty much blows.
11 years ago at 3:23 pmJust like nearly making into college the first go round makes u closer to becoming a billionaire
11 years ago at 11:39 pm
11 years ago at 6:57 pm6 out of the top 10 names on this list being the direct result of your fraternity brothers. TBetaM
11 years ago at 6:58 pmIf I had $80B I’d buy 300M dicks so I could fuck every girl I wanted in the world at the same time and not have to wear rubbers
11 years ago at 7:50 pmAre you ok
11 years ago at 8:24 pmYeah sure…that’s why you would buy a bunch of dicks.
11 years ago at 8:40 amWhere would you store said dicks? You need to keep them stored above room temperature so that blood flows properly (so you can make that 2 incher a 2.5 incher. TFM). Rethink this plan, you douche.
11 years ago at 11:23 amWell it’d be easier to say with said $80B I would be able to assume 300M bodies as myself as a spirit with said dick individually I could fuck any girl I wanted at anytime I wanted and if I got HIV or a girl pregnant unwanted I could discard of the infected dick and continue on with the others that I have yet to assume
11 years ago at 12:09 pmI’m pretty sure that isn’t how HIV works. It isn’t only in your dick.
11 years ago at 1:27 pmBrothers being back to back billionaires. TFM
11 years ago at 9:35 pm