The Frat “Choose Your Own Adventure” Story

Rob Fox13 years ago

Follow Sketchy Character and Acquire Cocaine

“Hey, I’ll meet you back at the room, this guy is showing me where the best bar in town is!” you say to your date before you sketch off with your new acquaintance. As you try to talk prices…rather loudly, he brings you to the front of the Westin Hotel on Canal.

“We’ll talk about prices when we’re somewhere private.”

“What a smart drug dealer!” you drunkenly think to yourself.

He brings you into an elevator and presses the little button for the 7th floor of the building. When you reach your floor, the doors open up to a scene of coked up tourists running through the halls and rolling on the floors like kids who have had too much caffeine before they hit the play-place at McDonald’s. He takes you through the floor’s lobby to the common bathroom and leads you into the handicapped stall. Why you have followed him there is beyond me…but hey…you are drunk. He reaches into the box which contains the things that protect your bare ass from the toilet seat and pulls out a baseball sized bag of white powder.

“It’s 225 for the half-o.”

You, only wanting a gram, inquire how much it is for a smaller amount.

“I ain’t no crackhead…I don’t deal no favors.” He quips.

“Well I don’t have that kind of money on me…” you try to say in hopes that he’ll let you go.

“That’s fine, there’s an ATM right outside the bathroom.”

Fuck

The two of you exit the bathroom, you see the ATM to your right and the open elevator door to your left within sprinting distance. Do you…

(Click your choice to continue)

ATTEMPT TO RUN AWAY FROM THE INCREASINGLY SKETCHY SITUATION

BITE BULLET AND BUY THE BLOW