The Frat “Choose Your Own Adventure” Story

Rob Fox13 years ago

Start Drinking Heavily

This is fucking formal, and you’re not going to let a little thing like awkwardness with your date get in the way of your good time, and besides, you have plenty of time to be bored by what this girl has to say later.

You finish concocting your 64 oz. mixture of glory, and the whiskey tastes just as sweet and delicious as ever. The bus has barely left town and your brothers are already passing around multiple bags of Franzia Chillable Red, slapping them with the ferocity of a Chris Brown backhand.

Before you even realize what’s going on, your pledge brother Thompson hands you a capless bottle of Jim Beam with the simple challenge, “You won’t, pussy.”

Yes, you certainly will, and while the oddly metallic tasting firewater burns as it sloshes down your gullet, you know you made the right call.

Besides simple pleasantries, the only thing you’ve said to your date thus far is “How much whiskey do you want?” Country music blares over any conversations and the once-clean and casual tour bus has transformed into a party wagon that ignores all reason and concern for personal safety.

You notice a casual game of “Never Have I Ever” happening in the front, and immediately pick up on the opportunity to find out just how kinky your date can be.

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PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER