The Frat “Choose Your Own Adventure” Story
Get Down on the Moonshine
Your eyes open, your vision is blurred, and you realize you are no longer on the bus. Last thing you remember was pulling the last sip of moonshine from the Mason jar and eating the peach at the bottom…but you definitely got back on the bus.
Upon looking down, you meet the one-eyed gaze of your uncovered dick and quickly realize that your entire body is lacking clothing. The grass gently tickling your ass cheeks feels well-manicured. Are you sitting in a quad? You look up and see a sign that reads “Loyola University.”
You also see that there is a tour group and swiftly approaching campus security.
Well, you made it to NOLA, but come on, man! You could have passed out naked at a much cooler school like Tulane. Have fun enjoying the legal clusterfuck that is French Parish Law while clenching your asshole as tight as possible in jail.
You Have Lost Formal…and possibly your anal virginity.
Is this fucking Cosmo?
13 years ago at 2:05 pmWay too fucking lazy to do this. Repost this during exam season when I have to do an all nighter on adderall.
13 years ago at 2:17 pmI’m entertained. Good Job.
13 years ago at 2:19 pmI won formal. Now that I have established my credibility, allow me to note that on an unrelated issue, Jeans are FaF. I’m sick of hearing this Jeans are NF shit. During the Cold War, Jeans were a symbol of Western decadence. The fucking Russians protested cause they wanted fucking blue jeans! It is representative of America’s dominance.
13 years ago at 2:19 pmThat’s the coolest fucking story I’ve ever heard
13 years ago at 2:34 pmThe story of America is always the coolest story, fuck you
13 years ago at 6:36 pmWrangler. FaF.
13 years ago at 1:45 amReal. Comfortable. Jeans.
13 years ago at 3:21 pmWhat the hell is this ? Pardon the Interruption?
13 years ago at 3:47 pmJeans are only FaF if worn with boots.
13 years ago at 10:18 am🙁
13 years ago at 2:19 pmI’m too drunk for this.
13 years ago at 2:23 pmNo, there’s not enough boys for you for this.
13 years ago at 10:02 pmNot bad, but if Bacon had been writing it would have been gold.
13 years ago at 2:26 pmsuck his dick a little harder
13 years ago at 4:01 pm^You queer?
13 years ago at 1:47 amballrider
13 years ago at 3:07 pmSo I guess it’s impossible to end up fucking the top-tier bitch?
13 years ago at 2:33 pmThis
13 years ago at 6:58 pm^
13 years ago at 9:14 pmYeah I’m calling BS on it. You do everything right and she winds up half dead in a toilet. Is the moral of the story to always settle for the less hot slut? That’s fucking retarded.
13 years ago at 9:20 pmOn second try I had an orgy. So I guess it’s not all bad.
13 years ago at 9:27 pmThis is gayer than TCLutz’s genttips
13 years ago at 2:39 pmFirst time I’ve seen you on TFM, is he on TFM?
13 years ago at 2:41 pmOh hey FritoFrat
13 years ago at 2:43 pmHey!
13 years ago at 2:43 pmJust noticed the name, fuck you
13 years ago at 2:44 pmBe nice you all! Being Nice. RFM.
13 years ago at 3:19 pmT.C. Lutz @TCLutz 13m
13 years ago at 4:20 pmNothing wrong with a little Donkey Punch now and then, it might hurt her briefly, but it makes things better in the long run. #GentTips #RealTalk
“Ladies, just because one guy was a jerk to you doesn’t mean all guys are like that. Lose the jerk and find a gent.”
13 years ago at 4:34 pmI won formal but didn’t get laid. And shit, I still don’t know what happened to my date. She was a bitch but it’s not like I wanted her to be sold into human trafficking.
13 years ago at 2:46 pm