The Frat “Choose Your Own Adventure” Story
Introduction
You’re not sure how it happened, but your chapter’s New Orleans Formal is just a few days away, and all of your date options have literally blown up in your face. Rebecca has a test on a Monday, Jill has her sorority Mom-Daughter weekend that she can’t skip. Even Sara, your “at-least-I’ll-get-laid” last resort has plans.
It’s a desperate time, but all hope is not lost. Your fraternity brothers have heard of your plight, and have offered to help set you up. You’re not really a fan of blind dates, but then again who the fuck really is? Sure, you can Facebook stalk the shit out of someone so that their mangled face or breathtaking hotness aren’t complete surprises, but other subtle character traits, like insanity, tend to be harder to recognize over the internet.
Your brothers have presented you with two options:
First, there’s the Top Tier Girl. She is gorgeous, and more importantly full-breasted, but you don’t know what this girl’s sexual attitude is quite like. Sure, her sorority is known for being a little snobby, and sometimes even prude, but maybe this girl is different? And either way, she’s still hot.
Your second date option is the Middle Tier Girl. Judging from her Facebook pictures she is a complete party animal, a total shitshow, and SaF. Sure she’s visually locked somewhere between the 6-7 range, but you’ve heard stories about this girl and you know that getting some action is more or less a sure thing.
Finally, you could always just stay home. Sure, you paid a lot of money for this formal trip, and skipping a visit to New Orleans would make you the ultimate pussy in the eyes of your brothers, but it’s not the end of the world.
So what’s it gonna be?
(Click your choice to continue)
It’s impossible to slam the top-tier girl in this…
13 years ago at 7:15 pmThis happened to me in real life. I chose the high end smoke show.
I did not bang her, but I’ll probably end up banging one or more of the other chicks other single brothers brought having chosen mid-grade (comparable situation).
13 years ago at 11:48 pmI enjoyed this, but I wasted an addy binge testing every possibility
13 years ago at 12:52 amWhat kind of fraternity goes to Acme Oyster House for their formal dinner? Thats more of a lunch place…try Dickie Bernnans next time.
13 years ago at 11:27 pmShower sex with the mid-tier, won Formal! Remarkable how life like this game is, this is cliterally how my freshmen year formal was like haha
13 years ago at 11:14 amYou had a camera on me last weekend? New Orleans is a crazy little city about eight hours west of reality and if you had formal anywhere else you did it wrong. You left out the part where I beat the shit out of a kid in the middle of bourbon street and managed not to get arrested somehow.
13 years ago at 12:07 amnice!
12 years ago at 8:53 pm