The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 2
Here is Part 1 of the “Sports Movie Character” series in case you missed it, and judging by all the complaints and suggestions about omissions, not many of you did.
Ty Webb
Ty Webb is the best golfer at upscale Bushwood Country Club. He’s the guy that members don’t like, but have no choice other than being nice to his face because he runs shit. He’s the son of a Bushwood co-founder and the envy of the club. How many guys can you think of that can play a full round of golf inside the damn club, and get away with it? He tears through the club hallways in his golf cart, takes frisbee size divots from priceless Persian rugs, takes windows out, and recklessly knocks over rare pieces of art, all without sparing a single fuck.
He also pisses on greens, gambles tens of thousands on the course, and shares his infinite wisdom with the less fortunate.
You should watch Mighty Ducks and Caddyshack. I bet you could find some athletes in their for your next article…….
13 years ago at 12:53 amPaul Crew from The Longest Yard TFTC
13 years ago at 1:04 amEveryone needs to calm the F down. Clearly there is more than one part and he’s only included ten at a time. I’m also guessing he’s doing all the characters that come to mind first. If the one you were thinking of isn’t on there freaking relax. Hopefully Dorn will see your suggestion and include it in the next list.
13 years ago at 2:30 amAlso Dorn, I see you included my suggestion from the comments in the last section, and please continue the list. This is a good column.
Twink.
13 years ago at 12:16 pmShould also include what Banks did in the last mighty ducks. Kid plays for the top prep hockey team, and even makes varsity unlike hid GDI friends, who needed Bombay to save their asses.
13 years ago at 8:55 amAri Gold? That Frat hound needs on the list
13 years ago at 9:11 amMaybe we read different columns, but the one I read was about sports movie characters, not Hollywood TV show characters.
13 years ago at 11:26 amI was shocked Ty webb didnt make the first cut… he also owns several lumber yards and no clue where they are located… Zero fucks given
13 years ago at 3:13 pmTweeder is the walking definition of Zero fucks given.
13 years ago at 4:25 pmHow about Allen from Remember the Titans
13 years ago at 5:33 pm^Right or Gerry Bertier? It took 2 car accidents to kill that guy. TFTC
13 years ago at 4:51 pmRoy MaCavoy…. not seeing how he didn’t make the cut
13 years ago at 11:21 pmHow about Jack Parkman from Major League 2?
13 years ago at 1:09 am