The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 3
Catch up on Part 1 and Part 2 if you missed them.
Bud Kilmer
West Canaan Coyote legendary head football coach Bud Kilmer is old school. He’s a hard ass who places a strong precedence on fundamentals, hard-nosed football and discipline. His coaching philosophy has been successful, however. He has two state titles and 22 district championships under his belt.
The guy’s a motherfucker, though. Kilmer shows zero compassion for his players, even his star players. When stud QB Lance Harbor goes down with a serious knee injury, Kilmer orders his trainer to inject cortisone into the knee to numb the pain, despite the career threatening nature of the injury. He handles Billy Bob’s head issues in a similar manner, playing him when it further threatens his future.
Kilmer takes “winning at all costs” to another level. He eventually gets run out of town, but it’s not before leaving a wake of verbal assaults and shattered dreams behind him in West Canaan. And holy shit does he hate James Van Der Beek.
LTH
13 years ago at 12:01 am“And Lord, I’d just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend.You know who she is, she kept calling your name”
13 years ago at 12:04 am“his old man strength…” yeah, that’s classic
13 years ago at 2:27 amFinally, Ricky Bobby.
13 years ago at 3:20 amStill can’t believe Clubber Lang hasn’t made it. TotalAlphaPhiAlphaMove
13 years ago at 10:22 amIf these guys are so frat, how come they didn’t make the previous two editions of this?
13 years ago at 12:45 pmJimmy Dugan? What the fuck is frat about a man who coaches a women’s baseball team?
13 years ago at 1:14 pmJunior Floyd
13 years ago at 11:17 pm“There’s no crying in Baseball!”
13 years ago at 1:06 pm