The Gainesville Urinator Is Still On The Loose, Hilarious Police Sketch Released
The reports are starting to add up in Gainesville as more and more women are contacting the Gainesville Police Department regarding a serial urinator running around the University of Florida campus.
We first reported on this story a couple weeks ago. When the story was first published, only four women had come forward to complain about receiving involuntary golden showers. Since then, three more women have come forward, pissed off about being pissed on.
One of the victims was able to remember enough details about the fugitive pisser to help police create one of the most generic composite drawings of a black man I have ever seen.
Police described the suspect as black male between the ages of 25 and 30. He stands around six feet tall and has a medium to chunky build and was wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt with baggy jeans during the latest incident.
Hopefully, the delinquent will soon realize that it’s not difficult to attract a girl if you don’t pee on them first.
If you’d like to put to rest the fears of the beautiful women of Gainesville and have information that could lead to the arrest of the suspect, please call the Gainesville Police Department (352-955-1818), or CrimeStoppers (352-372-7867) if you wish to remain anonymous .
[via News 4 Jax]
Things like this really piss me off. We gotta band together to stop this guy, either urine or you’re out.
11 years ago at 9:23 pmSomething was done here
11 years ago at 11:11 amIf this doesn’t confirm that UF leads the nation in psycho students then I don’t know what does.
11 years ago at 9:31 pmIts just pee man.
11 years ago at 10:10 amCousin Skeeter grew up!!
11 years ago at 9:32 pmAt first I thought this story was just another phallusy.
11 years ago at 9:38 pmHe’s like a black kermit the frog… that pisses on everything
11 years ago at 11:05 pmWe gotta look for the one guy with a Wii U and stop that motherfucker.
11 years ago at 11:08 pmHe’s going to be the next Trevon Martin if he pisses on the wrong person
11 years ago at 12:49 amSomeone’s pissing poorly all over Gainesville and this is the a crime? Muschamp did it all fall, looks like he could have an accomplice.
11 years ago at 8:34 amwtf that looks exactly like the guy i had going first round in the draft
11 years ago at 10:13 amLooks like one of the wavy arm men you see outside of car dealerships…but instead of enticing you to buy a gently used, 2008 Mercedes S-Class, he pees on you.
11 years ago at 11:25 am