The Hand Angels Are A Heroic Volunteer Group That Provides Hand Jobs For The Physically Disabled

Dillon Cheverere11 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes or camouflage. Some heroes dress in casual, everyday attire and travel around jerking off physically disabled horny guys until they catch a well-deserved nut.

It’s so easy to take your natural conveniences for granted. Our hands, for example, are great. Really useful appendages. They assist us in making coffee, brushing our teeth, changing the channel, and even occasionally self-imposing vagina or penis play. Masturbation is what I’m implying here, guys. For the physically disabled, though, I admit I’m guilty of not considering their sexual needs. You feel sorry for them about their physical incapabilities, but they get horny, too, and that needs to be acknowledged. They deserve the natural high of sexual release just like the rest of us perverts do.

This is where Hand Angel comes in, a Taiwan based non-governmental organization that provides handjibbers to men who are not able to provide themselves handjibbers. Note: A less funny person would have used “cums” instead of “comes” in the previous sentence, you know, given the nature of the article. I don’t do that low-hanging fruit shit, though. Grow up.

From VICE:

Taiwan—officially known as the Republic of China—has one of the best health systems in the world; its million or so disabled citizens receive some of the most thorough medical attention you’ll find, including everything from long-term care to traditional herbal medicine. What they don’t receive from this system, however, is any kind of aid when it comes to slightly more intimate issues, namely: orgasms.

It was for this reason that a group of social campaigners and volunteers took it upon themselves to create Hand Angel, an NGO whose main service is giving handjobs to the severely disabled. Members say that their work raises awareness of the fact that disabled people are often depicted as desexualized—as well as having their sexuality constantly neglected—despite the fact they share exactly the same desires as anybody else.

The group of hand job providers is made up of 10 people from various backgrounds — men, women, heterosexuals, and homosexuals among them. These volunteers are all instructed to keep it at second base. Kissing, caressing, and hugging are in play, but all forms of penetration are off limits. Just a group a selfless hand job providers. All heroes..

[via VICE]

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