The Internet Won’t Shut Up About This Girl With The Perfect Butt
11 years ago

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So I, naturally, had to take a closer look to see what all the fuss was about. You all know your boy is a tit man. I love me a nice set of 100% American-made Hindenburgs. That doesn’t mean I won’t eye-sex a fine backside behind my 580p tit blinders, though, especially if she’s built like this girl.

Her name is Jen Selter (@JenSelter), and her Instagram page is one of the hottest things on the internet right now at almost 1.6 million followers. From what I can see on her page, all she does is work out, wear spandex, pose in weird positions in cool places, take pictures of her ass, and let other people take pictures of her ass. And it looks like she’s really good at what she does.

Take a look, and when you speak of me, speak well.

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    2. Dillon Cheverere

      Please tell me you’re not trying to claim the very popular bear-jerk gif. Shit’s all over the internet.

      11 years ago at 2:26 pm
    5. Nat Frat Splats MTF

      ^Shut your whore mouth before I literally rape your mother. I’m not talking get her drunk and bone her and she regrets it tomorrow. I’m talking waiting for her shift at the strip club to be over at 3AM, hiding in the parking lot, and forcing myself on her.

      11 years ago at 7:18 pm
  8. Dress well not frat

    I would bury my dick so deep into that ass, whoever could pull me out would be crowned the next King Arthur

    11 years ago at 2:17 pm
  11. Sperrys in the Rain

    klasd,f asf;ja wdfklgafsvm ,s.dfnkmas
    Sorry guys, had to wipe the jizz off my keyboard.

    11 years ago at 2:20 pm