The Internet Won’t Shut Up About This Girl With The Perfect Butt
So I, naturally, had to take a closer look to see what all the fuss was about. You all know your boy is a tit man. I love me a nice set of 100% American-made Hindenburgs. That doesn’t mean I won’t eye-sex a fine backside behind my 580p tit blinders, though, especially if she’s built like this girl.
Her name is Jen Selter (@JenSelter), and her Instagram page is one of the hottest things on the internet right now at almost 1.6 million followers. From what I can see on her page, all she does is work out, wear spandex, pose in weird positions in cool places, take pictures of her ass, and let other people take pictures of her ass. And it looks like she’s really good at what she does.
Take a look, and when you speak of me, speak well.
Sit on my face
11 years ago at 2:21 pmI would pee in her but.
11 years ago at 2:22 pmBut what?
11 years ago at 3:34 pmWhat what in the butt.
11 years ago at 4:12 pmSmutster you’re gonna do just fine here.
11 years ago at 2:22 pmHe’s probably been here longer then you.
11 years ago at 2:33 pmRegular chip off the ole’ block.
11 years ago at 2:34 pmFantasstic
11 years ago at 2:22 pmI would walk barefoot across a mile of broken glass and then bathe my feet in Tabasco sauce just to smell the breath of the person that was lucky enough to suck a fart out of her ass.
11 years ago at 2:24 pmFor the longest time, I was convinced I was a tit man, never mind. Carry on.
11 years ago at 2:24 pmMarry the ass now, buy the tits later.
11 years ago at 9:33 amI won’t have to use lube for at least another two weeks.
11 years ago at 2:25 pmPepper needs new shorts!
11 years ago at 2:29 pmI’d pull the old Schnitzeldonk on her.
11 years ago at 2:33 pmGot a nice set of cans on her as well
11 years ago at 2:38 pm