The Internet Won’t Shut Up About This Girl With The Perfect Butt
11 years ago

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So I, naturally, had to take a closer look to see what all the fuss was about. You all know your boy is a tit man. I love me a nice set of 100% American-made Hindenburgs. That doesn’t mean I won’t eye-sex a fine backside behind my 580p tit blinders, though, especially if she’s built like this girl.

Her name is Jen Selter (@JenSelter), and her Instagram page is one of the hottest things on the internet right now at almost 1.6 million followers. From what I can see on her page, all she does is work out, wear spandex, pose in weird positions in cool places, take pictures of her ass, and let other people take pictures of her ass. And it looks like she’s really good at what she does.

Take a look, and when you speak of me, speak well.

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  5. TheFratCock

    I feel like she’s bottom heavy. I want a balanced woman. There’s a reason women strive for hourglass figures, not pear shaped ones; it’s more attractive.
    That being said, would bang. Fantastic ass, but overall I wouldn’t put her over a 7. There are girls walking through campus for their pre-enrollment tours with better racks on them.

    11 years ago at 2:56 pm
    1. ProudPhi2042

      Holy shit you’re a try-hard, go jerk off with sandpaper you needle-dick fuck

      11 years ago at 4:11 pm
  8. vctheking21

    She got a doo-doo maker like a deuce and a quarter, and that’s a big ol’ Buick for you white folks! Ol’ Joe wanna put a can o’ peaches on there and knock it off with mah privates!

    11 years ago at 3:07 pm