The Internet Won’t Shut Up About This Girl With The Perfect Butt
So I, naturally, had to take a closer look to see what all the fuss was about. You all know your boy is a tit man. I love me a nice set of 100% American-made Hindenburgs. That doesn’t mean I won’t eye-sex a fine backside behind my 580p tit blinders, though, especially if she’s built like this girl.
Her name is Jen Selter (@JenSelter), and her Instagram page is one of the hottest things on the internet right now at almost 1.6 million followers. From what I can see on her page, all she does is work out, wear spandex, pose in weird positions in cool places, take pictures of her ass, and let other people take pictures of her ass. And it looks like she’s really good at what she does.
Take a look, and when you speak of me, speak well.
I appreciate every decision this girl’s parents ever made.
11 years ago at 10:07 pmShoulda went with the 580g
11 years ago at 10:36 pmWell now I feel just pathetic about myself
11 years ago at 11:08 pmDon’t get me wrong, I would love to bend her over and show her the 50 states, but Jen Selter is the textbook definition of the female douche http://postgradproblems.com/instagram-and-the-female-douchebag/
11 years ago at 11:34 pmneedless to say, i would do unspeakable things to her
11 years ago at 11:45 pmButt.
11 years ago at 5:47 amI would use her ass as a blender bottle!
11 years ago at 1:16 pmthat is truly a spectacle. but it’s kinda weird that she seems more obsessed with her own ass than I am…. And why are super rich girls the hottest?
11 years ago at 3:20 pmThis gentlemen, is why I am an ass man.
11 years ago at 9:08 pmThe Stiffy I got from these pictures gave me a hernia
11 years ago at 11:08 pm