Ok Jared. I wasn’t an English major and I’m replying while taking a shit..
So I was on the football team with big rob and we all liked to go to parties as a group. We were at the kappa sig house one night having a good time when a few of the brothers got a little jealous of gronk cause he was stealing all the attention away from every girl in there. Not to mention a few members of the team were creeping on girls who definitely had boy friends in the house. So long story short the house bands together and kicks us out. There were some words that were said back and forth but eventually we complied. There was about 15 of us that were there and as soon as we got out of the door everyone from the house gathered outside in a group and started talking more shit to us. There was a little bit of pushing and shoving but then some dipshit from the back of the group standing in the doorway thought it would be a good idea to throw a full can of beer at us. It hit gronk square in the head. He turned around with a look that would make anyone piss themselves and yelled at the closest guy to tell him who threw it. Almost every kappa sig turned around and pointed out the shit head who threw it in fear of getting beat down themselves. He didn’t waste a second and started fucking up guys left and right on his way to the pussy standing in the back of the crowd. Seeing how gronk was going apeshit on everyone the guys from the team decided to jump in too. It was probably 15 on 40 but we had the height and weight on every kid in that house so it made it a pretty even fight. Not sure if gronkowski ever reached that kid or not who threw the beer but I do remember the first 4 or 5 guys he did get a hold of. It was like a scene from the movie 300. He was simultaneously hitting and throwing them as he walked. You could see the fear in their eyes as he inched closer and closer. I watched it for a good 5 seconds in awe before getting a right hook across my face. I still think about it sometimes when i see him spike the ball on TV and it brings a tear to my eye and a smile to my face.
The cops quickly came but no one was arrested cause we were on the team and promised that we wouldn’t go back there. Obviously we were never invited back either.
To that kid who was stupid enough to throw a full can of beer at Rob Gronkowski. Pray that he never finds out who you are. But I know you’ll be telling the story to your grandkids about the night you fucked him up one-on-one in front of everyone.
Im skeptical cause no good fraternity at Arizona would let in 15 random football players lol. In my experience from 2010-2014, we only let big names into our parties. Kappa Sig got kicked off and lost their house Rob’s sophomore year so he would of had to be pretty young when doing this. The fact that the cops did nothing is kind of suspect cause everyone at U of A knows that UAPD hands out MIP’s like fucking candy on Halloween. Anyways, cool story bro
Gronk was a sophomore when this happened. If you don’t remember he was named an all American his sophomore year so it was kind of a big deal to have him around. His brother Chris was there too cause he was also on the team at the time. You are definitely right on frats not wanting to let in 15 football players to a party. It was always a struggle to get into them but you have to realize that people on the team for the most part hang out with other guys who have the same skin color outside of practice.. So our group was pretty vanilla if you catch my drift.
UAPD loves to hand out MIP’s like dorn hands out candy to 12yr olds. But unless you experience what it’s like having the perks of being an athlete you’ll never know what you can get away with. Haven’t you read the stories of the police departments in Florida being controlled by the football program? When it is generating so much money for the school they tend to turn a blind eye toward most minor offenses. In their case rape is considered a minor offense though.
Bunch of goobers
9 years ago at 11:04 amI got a story about the time gronkowski kicked the shit out of a bunch of kappa sigs at their own house. Maybe one day I’ll share it on here.
9 years ago at 11:13 amPlease do.
9 years ago at 11:24 amOk Jared. I wasn’t an English major and I’m replying while taking a shit..
So I was on the football team with big rob and we all liked to go to parties as a group. We were at the kappa sig house one night having a good time when a few of the brothers got a little jealous of gronk cause he was stealing all the attention away from every girl in there. Not to mention a few members of the team were creeping on girls who definitely had boy friends in the house. So long story short the house bands together and kicks us out. There were some words that were said back and forth but eventually we complied. There was about 15 of us that were there and as soon as we got out of the door everyone from the house gathered outside in a group and started talking more shit to us. There was a little bit of pushing and shoving but then some dipshit from the back of the group standing in the doorway thought it would be a good idea to throw a full can of beer at us. It hit gronk square in the head. He turned around with a look that would make anyone piss themselves and yelled at the closest guy to tell him who threw it. Almost every kappa sig turned around and pointed out the shit head who threw it in fear of getting beat down themselves. He didn’t waste a second and started fucking up guys left and right on his way to the pussy standing in the back of the crowd. Seeing how gronk was going apeshit on everyone the guys from the team decided to jump in too. It was probably 15 on 40 but we had the height and weight on every kid in that house so it made it a pretty even fight. Not sure if gronkowski ever reached that kid or not who threw the beer but I do remember the first 4 or 5 guys he did get a hold of. It was like a scene from the movie 300. He was simultaneously hitting and throwing them as he walked. You could see the fear in their eyes as he inched closer and closer. I watched it for a good 5 seconds in awe before getting a right hook across my face. I still think about it sometimes when i see him spike the ball on TV and it brings a tear to my eye and a smile to my face.
The cops quickly came but no one was arrested cause we were on the team and promised that we wouldn’t go back there. Obviously we were never invited back either.
To that kid who was stupid enough to throw a full can of beer at Rob Gronkowski. Pray that he never finds out who you are. But I know you’ll be telling the story to your grandkids about the night you fucked him up one-on-one in front of everyone.
TFM staff:
9 years ago at 12:13 pmYou’re welcome.
Cool
9 years ago at 1:52 pmThis was better than half of the “articles” I’ve read on here
9 years ago at 2:10 pmSubmit this as a column.
9 years ago at 9:46 pmIm skeptical cause no good fraternity at Arizona would let in 15 random football players lol. In my experience from 2010-2014, we only let big names into our parties. Kappa Sig got kicked off and lost their house Rob’s sophomore year so he would of had to be pretty young when doing this. The fact that the cops did nothing is kind of suspect cause everyone at U of A knows that UAPD hands out MIP’s like fucking candy on Halloween. Anyways, cool story bro
9 years ago at 10:38 pmGronk was a sophomore when this happened. If you don’t remember he was named an all American his sophomore year so it was kind of a big deal to have him around. His brother Chris was there too cause he was also on the team at the time. You are definitely right on frats not wanting to let in 15 football players to a party. It was always a struggle to get into them but you have to realize that people on the team for the most part hang out with other guys who have the same skin color outside of practice.. So our group was pretty vanilla if you catch my drift.
9 years ago at 10:37 amUAPD loves to hand out MIP’s like dorn hands out candy to 12yr olds. But unless you experience what it’s like having the perks of being an athlete you’ll never know what you can get away with. Haven’t you read the stories of the police departments in Florida being controlled by the football program? When it is generating so much money for the school they tend to turn a blind eye toward most minor offenses. In their case rape is considered a minor offense though.
Too bad they don’t even know how to display the flag properly
9 years ago at 11:14 amKevin is a mouth breather.
9 years ago at 11:58 amSome one tweet this to Gronk to confirm. Sounds legit, but still want confirmation.
9 years ago at 11:13 am