Step aside, Rich Kids of Instagram. Go sip some Dom Pérignon on your dad’s yacht off the Italian Coast with your bratty friends. You think money buys you happiness, but I challenge you to have more fun than I do rolling 10 deep in a ’96 MasterCraft, tearing through the no-wake zone with a cooler of Bud Heavy at my side. You can’t. Fuck your private chef, too. The bait shop next to the public boat ramp has a taco stand out front that’ll blow the fedora off your head.
Here are the Middle Class Kids of Instagram, balling hard on a budget:
“Nothing too fancy, sir.”The soles may not be red, but neither is her bank account balance.Champagne taste on a convenience store budget.Is he doing the Manziel money sign? He is. He’s doing the Manziel money sign.Port Aransas, TX, where only one guy dares enter the water.Spoiling bae on her birthday. #DeservesIt #LuckiestManAliveWhatchu doin? Nothin’, chillin’ at the Holiday Inn (for $79 a night!).Higher standards. Higher class.Dipping out of work to catch 18 at the muni. #TwilightRate #BlessedMy dad’s company has season tix for the Mets! Guess who copped four for this Saturday.First class lifestyle, coach prices.Just pulled off a highway robbery at the Polo Outlet. #ShowMeYourHorsesSperry sock game one hundred million. #TFTCWe told Grandpa we were at the Kentucky Derby. He didn’t know the difference.Fave if ur jelly. #TheShoreSpent the day catching gnarly waves off the coast of Lake McQueeney.Summer of Trenton. #SummerOfTrenton #19footerTurning $50 into $70 in just 20 minutes at the motherfucking Stratosphere!
Well, it seems to be a slow news day.
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11 years ago at 4:43 pmAt first I laughed, then it started to get sad.
11 years ago at 4:47 pmYEAA BRADLEY
11 years ago at 11:28 pm
11 years ago at 2:34 amColumn lacks a chaser
11 years ago at 4:47 pmHave mercy…
11 years ago at 4:51 pmCan’t not up this
11 years ago at 4:53 pmCan’t not give you laps.
11 years ago at 4:59 pmLeanna Decker is the name you’re looking for
11 years ago at 5:04 pmdoesn’t do porn, just models. Its a sad day
11 years ago at 5:21 pmBless those boobs
11 years ago at 8:41 pmgoogle her name and check out the tumblr account… unreal
11 years ago at 2:41 pmBig fan of those socks.
11 years ago at 4:52 pmPatrick Bateman probobly wears those
11 years ago at 5:38 pmI wonder what made you think that…
11 years ago at 6:16 pmDorn when are you gonna do 10 year old boys of instagram?
11 years ago at 4:55 pmHow original tfm has never seen a comment like this
11 years ago at 6:25 pmWait Dorn likes little boys?
11 years ago at 8:44 pmReminds me of saving money to buy Nike Shox back in 4th grade
11 years ago at 5:04 pmYou have wifi in your trailer?
11 years ago at 5:31 pmI ride my bike to the library
11 years ago at 9:00 pmBahama Bobs in Gulf Shores ain’t that bad but it’s nothing to brag about.
11 years ago at 5:04 pmHands down the Kentucky Derby caption is fked up.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmThis is the best column Ive ever seen and I want more
11 years ago at 10:40 pm