Step aside, Rich Kids of Instagram. Go sip some Dom Pérignon on your dad’s yacht off the Italian Coast with your bratty friends. You think money buys you happiness, but I challenge you to have more fun than I do rolling 10 deep in a ’96 MasterCraft, tearing through the no-wake zone with a cooler of Bud Heavy at my side. You can’t. Fuck your private chef, too. The bait shop next to the public boat ramp has a taco stand out front that’ll blow the fedora off your head.
Here are the Middle Class Kids of Instagram, balling hard on a budget:
“Nothing too fancy, sir.”The soles may not be red, but neither is her bank account balance.Champagne taste on a convenience store budget.Is he doing the Manziel money sign? He is. He’s doing the Manziel money sign.Port Aransas, TX, where only one guy dares enter the water.Spoiling bae on her birthday. #DeservesIt #LuckiestManAliveWhatchu doin? Nothin’, chillin’ at the Holiday Inn (for $79 a night!).Higher standards. Higher class.Dipping out of work to catch 18 at the muni. #TwilightRate #BlessedMy dad’s company has season tix for the Mets! Guess who copped four for this Saturday.First class lifestyle, coach prices.Just pulled off a highway robbery at the Polo Outlet. #ShowMeYourHorsesSperry sock game one hundred million. #TFTCWe told Grandpa we were at the Kentucky Derby. He didn’t know the difference.Fave if ur jelly. #TheShoreSpent the day catching gnarly waves off the coast of Lake McQueeney.Summer of Trenton. #SummerOfTrenton #19footerTurning $50 into $70 in just 20 minutes at the motherfucking Stratosphere!
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Damnit I’m middle class with a 98 jeep but damn I live good. Doesn’t matter if I’m rich or poor haha. Enjoy the little things.
Damnit I’m middle class with a 98 jeep but damn I live good. Doesn’t matter if I’m rich or poor haha. Enjoy the little things.
10 years ago at 8:23 amYou ate a lot of paint chips as a kid, didn’t you?
10 years ago at 11:15 amIt’s only a matter of time now till the Feds find Dorn’s “Middle School Kids of Instragram”
10 years ago at 10:40 amThis might be the most depressing thing I look at all day.
10 years ago at 11:14 amI always get nervous when I see a TFM article that includes the word, “kids,” in the title, and see that it was posted by Dorn.
10 years ago at 11:18 amI just want to point out that Arlington is a really great track! I went there all the time as a kid!
10 years ago at 11:18 pm