The New Sexual Fitness Revolution is Here
In July of 2009, the world was taken by storm with the Shake Weight. The Shake Weight sold in massive numbers, but not without laughs from the general public. The Shake Weight is pretty suggestive in ads, with specific motions and specific sounds being displayed in a way that absolutely had to be planned.
The Shake Weight and it’s hilarity have died down. Korea has found an outstanding replacement to the Shake Weight’s “inadvertent” sexual motions, though, with the new “Ace Power.” Ace Power simulates riding a, uh, we’ll say a horse. The device is meant to be used while thrusting and gyrating one’s hips, just like one would on a horse, apparently. Ace Power has taken over Korea. Men and women of all ages are toning their butts and thighs, while strengthening their core with this new revolutionary fitness machine.
The commercial itself is quite a spectacle, let alone the actual device being advertised. With 1990’s video recorder quality and off the charts enthusiasm, the Ace Power must sell like hot cakes in Korea. According to the commercial, It’s also much safer than yoga in your living room (see 1:12 in the video)!
Let the parodies begin…
Imagine doing this WITH a shakeweight. Talk about getting ripped!
12 years ago at 4:09 pmThis might actually make watching the equestrian events watchable.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmOne of these might magically appear at the front of every sorority house on campus
12 years ago at 5:22 pm^ This fucking guy right here!
12 years ago at 10:39 pmaha
12 years ago at 3:15 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEZN5fTR_O8
12 years ago at 8:03 amCherry Blossom, don’t be shy. Get all the way in the room.
12 years ago at 9:15 pmWhy did I watch that whole thing?
12 years ago at 9:45 pmI was going to be like “But it was only like 30 seconds…” and then I realized it was over 5 minutes and then I judged you. Don’t take it personally.
12 years ago at 3:17 amI saw a gay porno once. I didn’t know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
12 years ago at 8:52 amWhy does every sound effect sound like the slot machines at a casino?
12 years ago at 10:10 pm