The Numbers Are In, And Alpine Skiers Are The Horniest Of All The Olympians

Socrates Johnson8 years ago

With condom distribution coming in at record numbers ahead of this year’s Winter Olympics, we already knew it was going to be a certified fuckfest in Pyeongchang. A little more than a week into the games and we’re starting to get some more firm (hehe) numbers indicating who exactly is doing all the fucking.

Apparently even the most elite among us use dating apps, and it seems like the most popular dating app among Olympians in the cool Korea happens to be Bumble. After crunching the numbers, Bumble’s crack team of data scientists (or whatever it is they use to determine these things) determined that it’s, in fact, alpine skiers who are the horniest of all the Olympic villagers.

From TMZ Sports:

Bumble says most competitors — from all countries, not just the U.S. — have seen a 50% spike in swipes since the games started a little over a week ago. Translation: someone’s gotta help you “stretch” on your off days, right?

That mostly applies to athletes who love going downhill — Bumble says the alpine skiers are getting more hook-up action than their fellow Olympians. According to the app … hockey players rank second, freestyle skiers and cross-country skiers tie for third. Snowboarders and ski jumpers bring up the rear.

Looks like there is some major pine being skied in Pyeongchang, if you know what I mean. Ayo!

Not all that surprising, though, considering this little fun anagram fact: you can’t spell “alpine skiing” without “penis king.” So there you go..

[via TMZ Sports]

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