The Official 2016 Not Frat Bracket: Round Of 32
The Midwest Region
#1 North Korea vs. #8 Gottlieb Duttweiler Institute
A country that represents the horrors of totalitarianism, or a Swiss think tank that is unfortunate enough to have the acronym GDI… Unless you’re really hung up on this whole GDI thing, you know who the winner in this matchup has to be.
#2 Trigger warnings vs. #10 Ponytails
Nobody should need to be warned that there is a possibility of them maybe being offended by something, but also nobody should ever have their hair done up in a ponytail unless they have a vagina (like I said last time, karate masters are an exception).
#4 Vaping vs. #5 Sobriety
I’d rather go sober for the rest of my life than listen to a vaper tell me about his favorite oils and all the new mods he just got for his piece. Could you imagine meeting a sober vaper? I’d drink bleach on the spot.
#6 Poetry slams vs. #14 Campus Quidditch leagues
The sport of the artsy dorks vs. the sport of the dorky nerds. What a matchup. Kudos to Quidditch on the upset, but it can it take down this coffee shop staple? I think Quidditch is about to get the Avada Kedavra treatment.
I sense an upset of PETA if voters from Alabama make a strong showing.
9 years ago at 4:00 pmWouldn’t they vote for PETA being more NF then?
9 years ago at 4:16 pmWhen we see “Incest” we push the button. There’s no logic involved, just primordial instinct.
9 years ago at 4:36 pmDid it really take you two and a half days to compile this?
9 years ago at 4:01 pmHow am I supposed to vote while I poop if it doesn’t work in the app?
9 years ago at 4:02 pmKyrie gets no credit
9 years ago at 4:04 pmAs a Mizzou student, I hope safe spaces pull off the upset and win it all. Cargos will be a pretty tough opponent, though.
9 years ago at 4:10 pmVirginity being worse than meth. TFM
9 years ago at 4:10 pmRigging the bracket to put Steve holt against cargos knowing that we can’t vote against cargos, therefore making Steve feel better. NF.
9 years ago at 4:11 pmI honestly think Steve Holt could be worse than cargos. It’s close
9 years ago at 4:17 pmNah.
9 years ago at 5:39 pmWhat’s the over under?
9 years ago at 6:17 pmSo you understand the concept of over-under?
9 years ago at 9:13 pmBy the transitive property, if Natty Light is the most frat thing to do then sobriety should be the most NF to do right? At minimum it should beat out veganism.
9 years ago at 4:38 pmBy the “which one wins” property you’re saying veganism is MORE FRAT than a state you are in a considerable amount of time. Is sober you therefore less frat than a drunk vegan person? Nope. I have confidence you’re a pretty frat individual.
Also I’m still pretty damn sober after only 1 natty.
9 years ago at 5:44 pmHow the hell did poetry slams beat crocs? Not to say poetry slams are frat, but still.
9 years ago at 4:42 pmIt’s a battle of how fucking nf liberals are.
9 years ago at 4:47 pmI see that Hot Topic had the surprising opening round upset
9 years ago at 4:47 pm