The Official 2016 Not Frat Bracket: Round Of 32
The South Region
#1 Protesting vs. #8 Gun control
Considering all the recent gun control protests, I really wish both of these could make it through to the next round. But alas, that’s not how brackets work, so you need to choose between a bunch of complaining freaks and the goal of liberals everywhere.
#2 Bernie Sanders vs. #10 Virginity
Virginity, while NF, is considered in many circles to be an RFM (Real Fraternity Move), as saving yourself for marriage is old-school frat. Bernie Sanders is NF any way you look at him (except when he’s being played by Larry David).
#3 Feminism vs. #6 Hoverboards
KILL BOTH, KILL BOTH WITH FIRE (hoverboards makes it easy to do that via their consistent cases of self-immolation).
#12 Chain wallets vs. #13 Filing a noise complaint
Thanks to a duo of upsets, at least one of these Cinderellas will make it into the Sweet Sixteen. Personally, I think it takes a more NF person to call the police because of loud music than to don a wallet that has a chain on it, but that’s just me.
Stay tuned: The Official 2016 Frat Bracket: Sweet Sixteen will be announced early next week
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I sense an upset of PETA if voters from Alabama make a strong showing.
9 years ago at 4:00 pmWouldn’t they vote for PETA being more NF then?
9 years ago at 4:16 pmWhen we see “Incest” we push the button. There’s no logic involved, just primordial instinct.
9 years ago at 4:36 pmDid it really take you two and a half days to compile this?
9 years ago at 4:01 pmHow am I supposed to vote while I poop if it doesn’t work in the app?
9 years ago at 4:02 pmKyrie gets no credit
9 years ago at 4:04 pmAs a Mizzou student, I hope safe spaces pull off the upset and win it all. Cargos will be a pretty tough opponent, though.
9 years ago at 4:10 pmVirginity being worse than meth. TFM
9 years ago at 4:10 pmRigging the bracket to put Steve holt against cargos knowing that we can’t vote against cargos, therefore making Steve feel better. NF.
9 years ago at 4:11 pmI honestly think Steve Holt could be worse than cargos. It’s close
9 years ago at 4:17 pmNah.
9 years ago at 5:39 pmWhat’s the over under?
9 years ago at 6:17 pmSo you understand the concept of over-under?
9 years ago at 9:13 pmBy the transitive property, if Natty Light is the most frat thing to do then sobriety should be the most NF to do right? At minimum it should beat out veganism.
9 years ago at 4:38 pmBy the “which one wins” property you’re saying veganism is MORE FRAT than a state you are in a considerable amount of time. Is sober you therefore less frat than a drunk vegan person? Nope. I have confidence you’re a pretty frat individual.
Also I’m still pretty damn sober after only 1 natty.
9 years ago at 5:44 pmHow the hell did poetry slams beat crocs? Not to say poetry slams are frat, but still.
9 years ago at 4:42 pmIt’s a battle of how fucking nf liberals are.
9 years ago at 4:47 pmI see that Hot Topic had the surprising opening round upset
9 years ago at 4:47 pm