The Official 2018 Frat Bracket Championship Game: Natural Light Vs. Beer Pong
68 to 2. No, that’s not the score of last night’s Villanova rout; it’s how far we’ve come thus far in the 2018 Frat Bracket.
You’ve followed along, watched, and voted as the Official 2018 Frat Bracket has dwindled from a behemoth collection of fraternity culture into a highly-concentrated heavyweight matchup between what you believe to be two of the most frat things in the world: #1 Natural Light and #6 Beer pong. Now, it’s time for these two titans of college life to face off so we can see which will be crowned 2018’s frattest thing — 100% decided by you, the voting public.
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#1 Natural Light
Victories over: #16 GroupMe, #8 Shower beers, #4 Fake IDs, #3 Rush boobs, #1 Hazing
Don’t act surprised.
We’ve now gone through 11 rounds of Frat Bracket in the history of this competition and Natural Light has never lost. Not once. 11-0. That’s not by accident. Out of all the beers college students and fraternity members have the option of drinking, there’s just something about Natty that draws us in the most. Maybe it’s the packaging, the price; maybe it’s the smooth pilsner with its all-natural ingredients. Or maybe — just maybe — it’s human nature that pulls us in like Natural Light is a pie on a windowsill and we’re an animated cat using its nose to fly toward it. It is called Natural Light, after all.
Whatever the reason, there’s no denying Natural Light has had and continues to have a profound effect on the college lifestyle. God I want to crack one open after writing all that.
Evidence of Natural Light’s badassness:
Required reading: The Best Of Natural Light (23 Photos)
#6 Beer pong
Victories over: #11 Funny composite photos, #3 Fire, #15 Loaded shotguns, #1 Fortnite, #1 JUULing
Beer pong’s shown some major resilience in this, the Official 2018 Frat Bracket; three of its five wins have been upsets, and two of those were over 1 seeds.
I think Beer pong’s ability to beat out viral fads like Fortnite and JUULing is a prime example of the importance of tradition when it comes to fraternity life. Beer pong, which has stood the test of time, wasn’t about to get taken down by what’s hot in the here-and-now. It sat back, played its game, and coasted to victory on a history of cultural relevance.
Now, however, beer pong faces its biggest challenge in the undefeated, undisputed king of the Frat Bracket that also happens to be the main beer that powered it into relevance in the first place: Natural Light. This is sure to be an epic battle, the victor of which deserving of all the spoils that come with being named 2018’s Frat Bracket champion.
Evidence of beer pong’s badassness:
Required reading: The Art Of Beer Pong
Alright, it’s time for you to select who you think deserves to be crowned the Official 2018 Frat Bracket champion. Cast your vote here:
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I’m thoroughly disappointed. Neither a beer nor beer pong and exclusively frat. But having an ocean of Natty is pretty fucking frat.
7 years ago at 4:04 pmBeing old isn’t frat either but no one is calling you out.
7 years ago at 4:18 pmGit offa my lawn, you damn kids!
7 years ago at 6:07 pmBeing rich and successful at 24 is pretty damn frat. I already own my own company
7 years ago at 6:31 pmYou don’t have to be rich or successful to own your own company. I can “own” a company in 15 minutes by filling out some paperwork online.
7 years ago at 9:28 pmThe “undocumented worker” who mows our chapter house lawn owns his company. He doesn’t have any paperwork, but he has a pickup with “Ezekiel Lawn Care” painted on the door.
7 years ago at 5:48 amYou’re a geed kid shut the fuck up
7 years ago at 2:46 pmYou selling and trading your old Pokemon cards on eBay doesn’t count as owning your own business, little guy.
7 years ago at 2:45 pmI want a congressional investigation into hazing’s loss. Cheap beer is cheap beer, but hazing and the pledge process is what turns a collection of rushes into a united class
7 years ago at 5:01 pmLet’s go beer pong, if only because it knocked juuls and fucking fortnite out
7 years ago at 5:02 pmBeer Pong can be done while using and drinking Natty Light, but I think its better because it lets you not have to limit yourself to one kind of beer or drink like picking Natty Light would.
7 years ago at 5:10 pmImagine a championship of Mclosers mom’s deep deep anus vs sigmanugs mom’s tight little asshole. Frat as fuck!!!
7 years ago at 5:15 pmMclosers mom.would win 10/10… she knows how to work that thing like a rampant sea urchin
7 years ago at 10:45 pmYou’re not very bright, are you?
7 years ago at 5:43 amTook the bait just like I expected. Too easy kid.
7 years ago at 11:23 amBeer pong, (hazing should’ve won)
7 years ago at 7:40 pmI am not personally against hazing, and can see the benefits when done correctly. But it is time to put it into retirement because it has put so many chapters out of business and given so much ammunition to our enemies. The fact is that a bunch of 19 year old kids don’t always understand its benefits or do it in a constructive manner. If you see my other comments you will see I am not a sensitive snowflake by any means, but I do care about preserving our beloved Greek system.
7 years ago at 11:26 amYou’re coming from a good place, and I can appreciate that. And….I was going to disagree but as I write this…when I think about it I have to say you might be on to something. It’s such a fine line that you can’t get a hair off or you’re done.
Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. You can choose the hill you want to die on and hope they tell your story well, but if you pick your battles you can win the war.
7 years ago at 3:35 pmNatty. Kids who wouldn’t even think about joining a fraternity play beer pong. But none of them are throwing back Natties like that.
7 years ago at 7:34 pm