The Official 2018 Frat Bracket: Elite Eight
It’s March and we’ve got bracket fever, so we ran back the Frat Bracket. The goal of the Frat Bracket is for the public (that’s you) to rock the vote as a means of determining the year’s frattest thing, whether that be an object, concept, action, event, or what have you. Follow along and help us decide what reigns supreme in the 2018 fraternity world.
The Elite Eight is coming to you LIVE with every 1 seed as well as a Cinderella still alive. An 11 seed made it to the Final Four in the NCAA tourney in Loyola Chicago, so what’s to stop #11 Jumping on foldable tables from doing the same in the Frat Bracket? Granted #1 Hazing is a bit more formidable an opponent than the lowly #9 Kansas State Wildchokers, but it’s still a matchup to vote on then keep an eye on. This week also features a few super heavyweight matchups in JUULing vs. Smirnoff Ice (Icing) and Fortnite vs. BP. Should be a wild time.
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Let’s get to our first region.
The East Coast Region
#1 JUULing vs. #2 Smirnoff Ice (Icing)
This is up there with the 2016 Frat Bracket Championship Game when it comes to heavy-hitting faceoffs in Frat Bracket history. If you asked me right now who is going to win this matchup I couldn’t tell you. I have a feeling I know who this guy’s voting for, though…
This whole family, too.
Now it’s your turn. Who you got?
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The West Coast Region
#1 Fortnite vs. #6 Beer pong
Two big-time pregame activities — one new and one timeless. A matchup that will serve to fully demonstrate or disprove the power of fads. I know a lot of you out there have had issues with Fortnite’s 1 seed given the seeding of fraternity mainstays like beer pong, and this matchup right here will see if your argument has merit or is t-t-t-trash. Evidence of the deserving nature of each:
Let’s see how this one goes.
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The Midwest Region
#1 Natural Light vs. #3 Rush boobs
The defending champ, Natty, has made it back to the Elite Eight. An impressive feat, though unsurprising to anyone with even cursory knowledge of the role Natural Light plays in fraternity life. Just click here if you need a refresher.
Rush hooters, Natty’s opponent, certainly have a niche carved out for them. But I think it’ll take more than a niche to dethrone the king.
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The South Region
#1 Hazing vs. #11 Jumping on foldable tables
Last Frat Bracket’s runner-up jumped up to a 1 seed this time around and has been on cruise control ever since. Its lack of passing any real, meaningful tests thus far may spell its demise, however, as hazing faces off against Cinderella — #11 Jumping on foldable tables. Will this epic storyline continue, or will hazing paddle the underdog into submission? You tell us.
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FIRST it’s wraiths mom Wednesday so bring that anus here dirty lady!
7 years ago at 3:46 pmFortnite and juuls are not frat, proving only highschool kids come to this site anymore
7 years ago at 4:19 pmWas about to post virtually the same thing…
Fortnite is for dweebs with no social life, and juuls are for snarky GDI’s.
7 years ago at 7:29 pmRight? Literally one year ago vaping was the epitome of geedom
7 years ago at 8:09 pmAnd all you cucks aren’t in even 9th now are you?
7 years ago at 11:07 pmCan I end my probation early without serving the county time any way?
7 years ago at 4:34 pmWho do you know here again?
7 years ago at 11:08 pmI know the truth.
7 years ago at 5:45 amPubg is better than fortnite
7 years ago at 5:24 pmIf fortnite beats beer pong this site is officially done
7 years ago at 8:10 pmJuuling and fort nite are completely gay who the fuck writes this horseshit? At least pretend literally ANY of your sites traffic comes from college kids. If you juul and play fortnite all day you are not “frat” you’re a complete fucking loser I’d be surprised if you were even in a frat
7 years ago at 1:48 pmJuuling and fort nite are completely gay who the fuck writes this horseshit? At least pretend literally ANY of your sites traffic comes from college kids. If you juul and play fortnite all day you are not “frat” you’re a complete fucking loser I’d be surprised if you were even in a frat. This is just sad
7 years ago at 1:49 pmHeard you the first time but, yeah, it’s a sad state of affairs. Next year the Tide Pod Challenge will win the whole thing.
7 years ago at 2:08 pmBy next year your mom’s anus will have prolapsed
7 years ago at 2:20 pmYa didn’t post this twice so idk, but I’m sure I’m somehow wrong and vaping/no life-ing video games is actually super duper frat according to the idiots on here
7 years ago at 5:43 pmHow the hell does jumping on tables beat tailgating?
7 years ago at 2:25 pmCardi B is human garbage. There, I said it.
7 years ago at 9:05 pmNatty v. hazing and juuling v. beer pong… in a perfect world this would come down to hazing v beer pong in the finals but it looks like julling v (hopefully hazing just cause natty won last year). I hope hazing wins.
7 years ago at 7:51 amBut if the actives of today have to compare juuling and hazing to see which is more frat, they obviously don’t have a firm grasp on how to haze properly (or it’s purpose for that matter). And no, hazing “harder” is not necessarily proper. Just ask if something is bringing pledges together as a class and preparing them to start on a journey towards carrying your letters when you’re gone, if it’s not, don’t do it. If it is, ask yourself if there is something less harmful but more effective you could do? We are looking for efficiency and effectiveness, not “I got hazed harder than I should, not it’s MY turn and I’m gonna haze harder because I’m more frat!” No.
Harm is not the point. Discomfort, sure. All good change is uncomfortable. Don’t confuse the two.
7 years ago at 7:53 am