The Official 2018 Frat Bracket: Round Of 32
7 years ago

The Midwest Region

#1 Natural Light vs. #8 Shower beers

This certainly is an interesting matchup. You have the reigning Frat Bracket champion, Natty, facing off against a fun and efficient way of consuming Natty. The thing is, shower beers are nothing without the beer itself. Things aren’t looking so good here for the 8 seed.

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#4 Fake IDs vs. #5 Frat hounds

Man’s best friend vs. awesome, loyal dogs. I consider myself extremely lucky that I don’t have to choose here, because I just don’t know if I could decide. PHEW! Here’s some material to help you out.

Ashley got her fake taken away

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This guy humps

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#3 Rush boobs vs. #6 YETI coolers

The #1 rush tool faces off against the #1 way to keep Natty Rush cool. In the battle of boobs versus ice cold beverages, you truly can’t go wrong. Now let’s see where your priorities lie.

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#2 Golf vs. #10 John Daly

INCEPTION! This is like that Natty vs. Shower beers battle, but a lot less simple in my opinion. You see, golf is always frat, but golfers aren’t. There are some real dweebs on tour who somewhat tarnish golf’s image. John Daly is the opposite; he has actively improved golf’s image with his presence, and I think that’s the case for him being fratter than it. He is far and away the rowdiest, most interesting man to ever play the sport, which is why I think he is deserving enough to take down said sport.

It’s not up to me, though. Just my two cents. Do your thing.

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  2. mitch cumstein69

    Hey TFM intern. I’m not sure why you’d write this “what’s the most frat” bracket and put hazing as a 1 seed. You have to understand why people want to shut your organizations down when websites like this glorify hazing (you are literally labeling it as one of the most important aspects of “being frat.”)

    Just this past year, you had two pledges, Tim Piazza and Max gruver, die due to hazing administered (and in Tim’s case, covered up) by their so-called brothers.

    I don’t know, man. Something about hazing doesn’t seem like something that should be comedically lauded as frat. I’m not telling you how to do your job, or what articles to write. That’s all you, my man. But don’t be shocked when people call to restrict or shut down Greek life on college campuses, when it’s apparent that articles like this represent the culture of Greek life.

    7 years ago at 4:33 pm
    4. SharkWeekTFM

      Hazing can be just about anything. When done correctly and responsibly, keeping the goal of shaping and bonding/strengthening a group in mind and NOT letting idiots do it to get their aggression out or do something “funny,” it can be a good tool for edifying a fraternity.

      But in this day and age of the instantaneous spread of information and one-upmanship, it’s very hard to walk that fine line.

      Being a number one seed has to do with the fact that hazing has a place in our histories and traditions. For the vast majority of all frats and their respective histories, hazing was treated like a wild animal: you give it the respect it deserves; acknowledge that it is dangerous and act accordingly; and don’t take any but the most calculated of risks.

      7 years ago at 9:46 pm
  3. David Allen Coe

    Juuls and fucking fortnite are going to outlast either whiskey or cigs. Where the fuck did we go wrong

    7 years ago at 5:48 am
    1. jizzrag69v2

      Right, because technology-based fads that have been popular less than a year will definitely outlast addiction-supported products that have been in use for hundreds of years.

      7 years ago at 5:59 am
      2. jizzrag69v2

        Well excuuuuuuse me, Shape Of Water, but I consider this bracket to be a metaphor for Real Life.

        7 years ago at 10:20 pm
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        Of course it’s a metaphor for real life but not in terms of long term longevity of EXISTENCE in frat culture but rather the current stance in RANK of these things as it pertains to this year.

        7 years ago at 10:40 pm
      6. ThinkThereforeFRAT

        I mean HE. HE wouldn’t have to comment at all if you had a monkey’s grasp of what is happening here.

        7 years ago at 8:41 am
  7. SharkWeekTFM

    Foldable tables didn’t make sense to me at first but I think with beer pong representing the drinking games clan, table jumping can cover our “ridiculous, damaging drunk physical incidents” base.

    7 years ago at 9:52 pm