The Only Good Online Quiz In The History Of The Internet Is Finally Here: “Cumming Or Drumming?”

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The internet is a terrible place with watered-down content, click-bait articles, and stupid quizzes like “Which Don Draper mistress are you?” all targeted at North American white moms to share on their profile so maybe, just maybe, their old high school boyfriend might “like” it or comment on it.

So, when one of my buddies told me he had an online quiz for me to take, I scoffed. “Online quiz, huh?” I thought to myself. “I didn’t realize you were one of those people.”

Little did I know, I was about to take the greatest quiz of all time. It’s called “Cumming or Drumming?” and the premise, as you can imagine, is simple. A face appears, fully cropped from the rest of the photo, and you have to determine whether the person is “cumming” or “drumming.” Easy, right? Wrong.

Here is a test: is this person cumming or drumming?

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You don’t know? She’s cumming, of course.

What about this person?

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That’s drumming.

Those were some of the easier ones. They get much harder (pun) as you get deeper (pun) into the quiz. I finished with a 7/10. You can take the quiz HERE, but be forewarned, it’s pretty NSFW.

Let us know how you did in the comments.

    1. Shibby

      Cummer for sure. In a lot of ways she’s a lot like a drum, any guy can just pick up his stick and start beating on her.

      11 years ago at 2:00 pm
      1. Shibby

        “Dorn wants to play Tummy sticks Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
        I am a French boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
        I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
        That’s fit to give the Fring (Frat king), pa rum pum pum pum,
        rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

        Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
        On my drum?”
        TDornM

        11 years ago at 2:33 pm
  1. FratThatAssUp

    I didn’t really read this… But I’m kind of both. I usually just go Travis Barker for 30 seconds then cum all over place. Is this what the article is about?

    11 years ago at 2:45 pm