The Oregon Lambda Chi Shasta Lake Fiasco Is Apparently Too Much Of A Biohazard For Brothers To Clean Up
We originally reported on a group of University of Oregon students treating Shasta Lake, California like a poop river running through the dirt streets of a New Delhi shanty town. A Lambda Chi Alpha painted cooler was left behind in the most obvious setup in human history, outrage against the UO fraternity ensued, and they nobly didn’t snitch on their rival’s clear-as-day frame job. Respect.
Since owning up to the incident, you’d think Lambda Chi would send a few guys down, make right of this wrong, cleanup ground zero, and hand over an oversized check to Smokey the Bear. But apparently they’ll have to hold back on the community service as the waste left behind has been declared a biohazard.
From Oregon Live:
The condoms, tampons and human waste left alongside coolers, sleeping bags and upwards of 90 tents need to be handled by 25 forest service employees on Slaughterhouse Island.
A group of UO students and local residents had volunteered to help with the effort but were turned away by the parks service.
The university and the national chapter of Lamda Chi Alpha are investigating the incident. The UO chapter of the organization has also been suspended.
Sounds like a pledge project to me. Piles of cum filled condoms, bloody tampons, and human feces? Give the accepted summer bids a pair of latex gloves, a few 55 gallon trash bags, and tell them they have until sundown to get the job done and those shores will be spotless before noon. It will be a walk in the park compared to what they’ll be subjected to once the fall semester actually starts..
[via Oregon Live]
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Kind of like Intern Sammy
9 years ago at 3:32 pmExcept for the cum filled condoms, we all know she was taking those loads straight to that burlap sack worthy face of hers.
9 years ago at 3:38 pmCan confirm. 90% of this article was a cut and paste description of the Grandex offices.
9 years ago at 3:39 pmIdk why but the Stanley and Syd mixture in you picture creeps me out immensely.
9 years ago at 3:42 pmWe’re lucky half the office is away on that workout contest thing that’s on TFM’s snap story. Otherwise Der Fuhrer Dorn would been having a field day deleting some of today’s comments.
9 years ago at 3:53 pmCan’t even clean up some cum and bloody tampons? I bet they also think that cocaine is “unhealthy” and “dear god, your nose has a hole in it man”. Pussies.
9 years ago at 3:34 pmDan’s protein and tequila shits are a biohazard, and are known to kill any sea life they come into contact with once they are flushed down the toilet.
9 years ago at 3:37 pmClaiming it’s a bio hazard is just bullshit to shame Greek life even more. Besides, nurses deal with way worse with just a pair of latex gloves as protection. I mean yeah they have real training and get paid, but not like this is some unheard of mess that requires them to turn people away
9 years ago at 3:43 pmCan confirm: dated one. She spoke of shit and bed sore-soaked horrors during those 7 to 7’s in the ICU that still haunt me to this day. I’ll take my business degree, thank you very much.
9 years ago at 3:52 pmBio hazard – biological hazard
biological – of or relating to biology in living organisms
hazard – pose a threat to the health of living organisms
I don’t know what they call human shit in Tennessee, but in most developed parts of America, we consider it a bio hazard.
9 years ago at 4:08 pm1) Not all bio hazards require a fucking Hazmat suit, quarantine zone, etc. You knew the point I was making and you decided to take a shot for upvotes.
9 years ago at 5:46 pm2) You’re really trying to make a geographic region-based dig at a Vanderbilt grad?
3) Tennessee>motherfucking Baltimore
Slaying pussy and leaving a mess on Slaughterhouse Island. I don’t know if that’s a TFM or the beginning of a third rate porn flick
9 years ago at 3:44 pm#FratLivesMatter
9 years ago at 4:55 pmLol Dan it’s quite comical how inaccurately you try to put southern fraternity standards in a Pac 12 Greek culture.
1) were not even out of school yet dumbass. There’s no summer rush. Not that we do that shit in the first place, we have informal fall that is 3 weeks long. And it sucks.
2) lake Shasta is 5 hours away. Not driving 10 hours round trip to pick up trash. Well maybe if I was in lambda. But I’d rather right a check.
3) we all know who painted the cooler. It was a dumbass girl. Idk why you keep saying it was a fucking rival house.
You could of literally asked anyone in Greek life here about the situation and gotten that info. You lazy fat fuck. Terrible journalism, but you went to UCF and when I visited there FIJI was a fucking horrible house so congrats on your ultimate college experience.
I’m not a lambda. Fuck yourself Dan.
9 years ago at 7:32 pmWrite* not right, fucking lacing up boys wish me luck.
9 years ago at 7:32 pmIt’s could *have, not could of you illiterate fuck
9 years ago at 7:56 pmFUCK MY GRAMMAR IS ASS WHEN IM HUNGOVER A
9 years ago at 10:44 amTo be honest normally you say some dumb shit but this is all true and very solid points
9 years ago at 8:22 pmAll in all, pretty fun weekend
9 years ago at 8:16 pmAs much as it pains me to say it they boys are fucked. Lambda nationals is ruthless when it comes to handing out punishments! At the beginning of last semester they found out my chapter was having unregistered mixers with alcohol and the tool bag from nationals said ” since it’s not in the news and you guys have not been in trouble before I wouldn’t expect a harsh punishment” they ended up giving us a semester of social probation. If we got a semester of social probation for having a couple unregistered socials theses guys are gonna unfournently get their charter pulled which nationals seems to love doing lately to a bunch of chapters.
9 years ago at 12:37 amBest of luck brothers in ZAX
Fuck nationals
Kinda ashamed you refer to yourself as a “lambda”. I may have did that once before signing my bid and was immediately corrected. Whatever. In ZAX.
9 years ago at 3:28 amWhat?
9 years ago at 10:31 amJust saying we don’t call ourself “lambda” is all. I’m being a cunt I know but that’s just how the chapters are around here I guess and we would be quickly corrected if we fucked that up.
9 years ago at 11:08 amChapters around my area just say Lambda. What do you guys say?
9 years ago at 12:03 pmLambda chi or chops.
9 years ago at 1:36 pmChops might just be a phi alpha zeta thing though. Kinda reminds me of a Pokemon
9 years ago at 1:37 pmNope we use those also. Our house is called the chop house
9 years ago at 2:07 pm