The Patriots’ Super Bowl Victory Parade Called For A Heavy Chance Of Gronk
The greatest Gronk quality, and there are many, lies in his approach to each day. The female reporter in the first Vine below states it well (she’s quoting someone, actually). She says, “He’s never had a bad day.” It’s true. Each day is a party for Gronk. He applies the “dance like nobody’s watching” idiom to everything he does in his everyday life.
The guy lives every day with ferocity. It’s like he wakes up each morning on the first day of spring break–not day 4 when you’re worn down and nursing a cumulative hangover, but day 1, when all it takes is a simple dare to convince you to Teenwolf a beer on the beach. That’s him every day of his life. Gronk is stuck in spring break mode, and he’s got the world swinging from his hangdown.
In this clip, you can actually see Rob Gronkowski transforming into Gronk. After the gyrations end, it’s Gronk time.
The reporter is so shocked that he opened the beer with his teeth. But why? It would have been more surprising if he opened it the traditional way.
The Gronk spike fakeout followed by a vintage windmill Gronk spike.
Double windmill.
Fuck it, let’s throw some haymakers.
Gronk dancing.
We’ll end with a perfect Gronk video montage from Barstool.
Man crushing hard. No shame..
Image via Vine
Dude is an American hero.
11 years ago at 5:14 pmThis man claimed he hasn’t read a book since 9th grade, and is in the middle of a six-year, $54 million contract, record setting for a tight end. God Bless America.
11 years ago at 5:16 pmDorn,
11 years ago at 5:23 pmWe need you back in charge. Bolen is fucking shit up, making fun of 9/11 and pissing everyone off.
Fight for your job back. Please.
Fucking relax we get it
11 years ago at 5:40 pmIdk, Dorn is a dickhead but hes our dickhead. Boldens just trying to be a shock jock
11 years ago at 2:12 pmYou seem like the kid in high school who reminded the teacher she forgot to collect last night’s homework at the end of class. Go play in traffic.
11 years ago at 5:43 pmYou’re taking the situation too far. I appreciate you backing me up when he said that. He made a mistake. Its not as big of a deal as you’re making it out to be. I don’t think his job should be taken. Although I like dorn better. It was just an inconsiderate comment that deserved to be called out. Chill out.
11 years ago at 6:19 pmJust gronk being gronk.
11 years ago at 5:48 pmgoing to kstate and living next to the smallest gronk. I have seen my fair share of Rob and seeing him shotgun 2 beers at the same time was the first time I was truly inspired to be better.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmStop pretending like some fucking jock who plays a game for a living should be your hero. Who cares if he parties, so do most of us.
11 years ago at 6:19 pmYou don’t get this website, do you?
11 years ago at 6:50 pmDorn has that same hat, he stole it from an middle schooler, though.
11 years ago at 6:23 pm“an middleschooler”
11 years ago at 9:52 amgronk was literally chugging fireball left and right gronk for president 2k16
11 years ago at 8:40 pmI was there today!!!! The crowed was freaking insane!!!!! Gronk is my new role model!
11 years ago at 10:57 pmCool, tell us more!
11 years ago at 8:04 amFix the video embedding for the app. I’m getting real tired of your shit TFM
11 years ago at 8:45 am