The Sorority Recruitment Video Drinking Game

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Drink Every Time

• You see glitter.
• A cliché EDM song starts playing.
• Girls are shown “getting ready” even though their makeup is already on.
• The girls are shown waving at the front steps of their house.
• A Girl “Throws What They Know.”
• A girl blows bubbles towards the camera.
• Girls awkwardly fake laugh in a circle.
• The entire sorority starts running for no particular reason.
• Two girls hug.
• A girl busts out her shitty dance moves.
• You see a pair of oversized sunglasses.
• You see a flower.
• The girls all wear high-waisted shorts.
• You see their letters.
• You see a Lilly Pulitzer dress.

Take A Gulp Every Time

• You spot a girl that is clearly not on the face team.
• You see a redhead.
• They use aerial drone footage.
• The girls run onto their stadium field.
• Girls start holding hands.
• You see a “peace” sign.
• Four girls lay on the ground in a cross formation.
• Someone gets a piggyback ride.
• Girls take a selfie.
• The girls wear their school colors.
• They let balloons float away.
• They dance in front of a fountain.
• Slow motion is used.

Finish Your Drink When

• You spot a girl eye-fucking one of her sisters.
• Glitter gets in a girl’s eye.
• A girl eats a popsicle.
• A girl falls on her ass.
• You see a one-piece bathing suit.
• The camera shows four or more asses in a row.
• Slow motion is used while the girls are wearing bikinis.

Take A Shot When

• The girls start making out.
• The video has a scene in the library.
• A blonde winks at the camera.
• A girl does the “Nae Nae.”
• You catch a nip slip.
• You spot a girl you’ve had sex with.

Drink Everything In Sight When

• A butthurt article comes out about how the video sets back women’s rights.
• You realize you’re actually watching a lesbian porn scene.