The Top 10 Majors With The Hottest Girls

Not all majors were created equal. In my 5.3 year college experience, I came to understand this fact more and more with each passing day. After seeing hordes upon hordes of unfortunate-looking engineering students, I came to an enlightening conclusion. Some majors just naturally attract smoking hot girls. In some cases, it’s the subject material, in others it’s nothing but a mystery of science and reason, but chances are, this fact holds just as true on your campus as it did on mine. Below I have compiled the top ten hottest majors in America today. If you disagree, you’re probably wrong, but feel free to plead your case and email me at [email protected].

10. Design

Whether it’s fashion or interior decorating, these girls have the talent and artistic vision to back up their generally sexy looks. Sure, she might have some unrealistic expectations; chances are she won’t become the next Coco Chanel. In fact, there’s a decent chance she won’t get a job at all, so you should probably count on being the provider for the ladies heading down this path. Nothing wrong with the MRS degree if you ask me. Plus, she’ll be able to decorate the hell out of your kitchen.

9. Nutrition

This is an obvious one. If she spends her class time learning about staying healthy and the various ways a 2:00am Taco Bell run will negatively affect her body, chances are she’s the kind of girl who knows how to take care of herself. I’m pretty sure a fat nutrition major would fail out the first week solely based on principle.

8. Sports Management

Another easy call. If she’s interested in sports management, it’s almost guaranteed that she’s played a sport in her life. Athletic girls aren’t always sexy, but I took statistics once and I learned enough to tell you that the probability is much higher than average. These girls get bonus points because chances are they actually understand the rules of football. Keepers in my book.

7. Business

Here’s the thing about business majors: they aren’t always hot. There’s nothing sexy about a future in pantsuit purgatory, but when these girls are sexy, chances are they’ve got it all. The ambition, the good looks, and most likely a huge company they can inherit from Daddy one day. The few smokeshows alone who congregate in the business college are more than enough to earn them the #7 spot.

6. Marketing

Marketing has been gaining a lot of steam in recent years in the babe department, and the indoctrination of social media into modern business strategy has only strengthened the potential. Chances are if she’s a marketing major she just really likes Twitter and Pinterest and hopes to turn her talents into an underwhelming career. Pro: she knows how to make herself seem desirable. Con: she’ll probably document every moment you spend together across her full social media spread.

5. Pre-Med

This one goes without saying. She wants to help people, she’s dedicated, and knows exactly what she wants in life. Motivation is an extremely sexy quality. The downsides? You’ll probably only see her once a semester because she’s constantly ovaries-deep in a organic chemistry textbook. And if you’re in it for the long haul, you’ll have to live with knowing that she spends her days rubbing dudes’ balls and tickling prostates. Can’t win ‘em all.

4. Psychology

This one is a little more mysterious. There’s nothing about psychology that’s inherently sexy, yet the attractive masses seem to flock to this major like they were heading to Starbucks on the day Pumpkin Spice Lattes came out. The only negative about psych girls? Chances are they’re going to overanalyze your every action. If she tries to connect your excessive drinking and sexual habits to your relationship with your mother, it might be time to give her the axe.

3. Education

That hot teacher you had in middle school? She had to start somewhere, and chances are it was pursuing an education degree. While there are no guarantees, girls who pursue this major are usually some of the most attractive on campus. A little known fact: the younger the children she plans on teaching, the higher up she’ll most likely be on the 1-10 scale. The gals who hope to teach a kindergarten classroom one day almost always attain babe status. High school teachers to be on the other hand? Unless they’re cool with getting hit on constantly, chances are they aren’t quite as nice to look at.

2. Nursing

She doesn’t want to be a doctor, but she’s still caring and wants to help people. Sure, her school experience won’t be easy, but you’ll get to spend a hell of a lot more time with her than the pre-med bookworms on campus. If the nursing college was a sorority, it would be a top-tier house without question. The only downside I see here? She’ll probably be insulted when you inevitably ask her to dress in a sexy nurse outfit for Halloween.

1. Journalism

Finally, we’ve reached the hottest major on campus without question. Whether it’s communications, advertising, telecommunications, or just good old fashioned j-school: year after year this group of girls comes out on top. From the masses of future sideline reporters, to the local news smokeshows to be, journalism has a lot going for it. Even the regular old reporters in training tend to stand out. If you’re a journalism major reading this, you should know that you’re in fantastic company.

    1. Pee Buttermore

      It isn’t very difficult when something is written at a third grade level.

      7 years ago at 12:03 pm
  1. Rihanna Deserved It

    gotta disagree with the journalism call. saw way too many dirty hippie feminists coming out of the journalism building on my way to class. education majors are where its at.

    7 years ago at 12:02 pm
    1. jerkwithamustache

      Comm is pretty much pure babes at my school. Kinda wish I had room for electives.

      7 years ago at 12:12 pm
    2. Rihanna Deserved It

      Comms are pretty good, but journalism is kind of a wide range, especially in a liberal town like Athens. Lot of man-hating dykes call themselves “journalists” because they write about gender issues for the school newspaper

      7 years ago at 2:45 pm
    3. sperryville

      Pharmacy has gotta be up there. I knew some smoke shows in college who were studying pharmacy.

      7 years ago at 3:36 pm
    4. Ole_Frat

      When your major is a combination of Journalism, Advertising, Design and PR, its not hard to find a date for the upcoming formal or social event.

      7 years ago at 5:37 pm
  2. OXinyourBox

    I think SFPL writes lists as a meta joke, that’s the only way to validate this talentless ass-hat of a writer.

    7 years ago at 12:03 pm
    1. Bro Webb

      Was an Ad major and shared a bunch of classes with the PR gals, easily best looking gals on campus.

      7 years ago at 1:16 pm
    2. A brONU SigEp

      Agreed. As a PR major your classes are easily 90% ladies. Many of them fine looking ladies.

      7 years ago at 11:57 pm
  3. LockwoodBP1855

    This is the one list that would be hard to fuck up, yet you managed to do just that.

    7 years ago at 12:04 pm
  4. WahooWill

    It honestly depends on the type of girls you are in to. If you like artsy and hippy chicks take drama and art classes – NF. Honestly I found the hottest chicks in any of the various business departments.

    7 years ago at 12:06 pm
  5. Chibz

    After your last list of improbable lists, I have placed you into a special category of useless cow pie.

    7 years ago at 12:07 pm
  6. MannyC

    As a Nutrition major and pretty much the only guy in classes full of women I can tell you that not all Nutrition majors were created equal. A lot of them are fatties who are trying to learn how to get skinny.

    7 years ago at 12:07 pm
    1. Aspire for TrueGent

      I recently switched to a nutrition major and while yes there are some fatties, this field has a higher hotness potential and I feel like the top 10% are hotter than any other area of study.

      7 years ago at 1:58 am