The Top 25 TFMs of 2011

TFM Staff13 years ago

These are the 25 most popular TFMs of 2011 based on Nice Moves:

1. Yes, there are guys in my chapter I don’t like. And yes, I will knock your ass out if you talk shit about them. TFM.
   Sterling Cooper, Texas

2. Goths call us conformists. Hipsters call us mainstream. PETA calls us cruel. Environmentalists call us close-minded. Feminists call us womanizers. Socialists call us greedy. Liberals call us ignorant. But despite all this, society calls us successful. TFM.
   bayou breaux, Louisiana

3. Obama gets the save, and Bush gets the W. TFM.
   Southern GentlemEN, Texas

4. There were 1.5 million people at Obama’s inauguration and only 417 people missed work that day. TFM.
   thekingRu314, Missouri

5. A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine Sniper, asked, “What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?” The marine shrugged and replied, “Recoil.” TFM.
   Joeyholladay, Tennessee

6. Most schools have Women’s studies, but none have Men’s studies. I thought that was pretty sexist, but then I realized we do have Men’s studies. It’s called History. TFM.
   KimBro Slice, Florida

7. Camo, America’s away colors. TFM.
   Johnny Frattingseed, Colorado

8. Put a load into the dishwasher. She swallowed. TFM.
   Big_Duke, Arizona

9. Making sure no veteran pays for a drink at the bar tonight. TFM.
   PKPfratstar, Virginia

10. So the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment, to protest military funerals. I invite you to start your protest in my front yard, then we can see if your First Amendment is better than my Second Amendment. TFM.
    The American Way, Iowa

11. Florida requiring welfare recipients to pass a drug test. TFM.
    Tappa Kegga, Indiana

12. “Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, go down and check the basement. Daphne and I’ll go upstairs to check the bedrooms.” Freddy, you magnificent bastard. TFM.
    Mike FRATtree, Texas

13. The North vs. South debate is getting old. We all frat hard and we’re all superior to geeds. TFM.
    Claire, Nebraska

14. Being able to listen to rap without being hood, country without being a hillbilly, jam bands without being a hippie, and Jimmy Buffet without…well I guess I do live like Jimmy Buffet. TFM.
    terd ferguson, Oklahoma

15. Firing ten illumination rounds from our howitzers out here in Afghanistan in memory of the ones we lost ten years ago. Showing these motherfuckers that “we will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.” TFM.
    Lieutenant Frat, Tennessee

16. Buried my father in a tie with crest, his pledge pin, his president’s pin, and his Grand Chapter President’s pin with his entire pledge class in attendance. TFM.
    Sir Fratwell, Tennessee

17. Losing a pledge on bid night. Like actually losing him. Seriously, he’s still missing. TFM.
    Fratstar500, North Carolina

18. If Obama really wanted to stimulate the economy, the drinking age would be 18. TFM.
    Frattin Like My Dad, North Carolina

19. The NFL players wearing 9/11 commemorative gear despite league rules and taking the fine. TFM.
    g w busch, South Carolina

20. Slampiece tried to give me a handjob. I told her not to play with her food. TFM.
    FrattyLightKnight, Virginia

21. Passing up a 100k starting salary from an alum to serve my country first. TFM.
    frat real hard, Anonymous

22. I watched my blacked out pledge brother change the TV channel at a sorority house to Food Network, then shatter the remote against the wall. TFM.
    iwearshortshorts, Louisiana

23. “United States” being listed first on an alphabetical list of countries. TFM.
    PlanA, Pennsylvania

24. Dad gave me one instruction upon issuance of the company credit card. “The rule for clients and soldiers are the same. If you see one, don’t ever let them pick up the tab.” TFM.
    Cape Fratteras, Georgia

25. Congrats Will & Kate. Here’s a dead terrorist. Love, the United States of America. TFM.
    GPhiBabe, Arizona

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