The tortoise in the Super Bowl ad winning the race in a tuned Merc with the hare's bitch in shotgun. TFM.

  1. GotBaldFratZombie

    Being a tortoise. NF.

    Also:
    Being your own only friend. TSFPLM.
    and:
    Not even making the B team for high school tennis yesterday. TSDMM

    11 years ago at 10:49 am
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      Traits of a tortoise now considered ‘frat’ by users of this website:
      Lazy, having a round body, coming out on top due to outside-the-box ingenuity

      Traits of the hare indicating large quantities of GDI-bulin circulating in bloodstream:
      Skinny and jumpy, unnecessarily cocky (TSDMM), and probably one of those outdoorsy types that runs all the time for who the fuck knows why.

      11 years ago at 8:14 am