The Total Frat Movie Campaign Ends Wednesday, Help Make A Future Hit Today
This past Thursday night, around midnight, I was getting off an airplane at the airport in Austin. I was exhausted, had spent three hours in a middle seat, and as I turned my phone back on upon landing I was greeted by a series of tweets from my always charming followers, informing me that my Missouri Tigers had shit the bed in the NCAA Tournament. Again. Despite all that, I was in an incredible mood. Why? Because I had just returned from Los Angeles, where I spent two days meeting with the Total Frat Movie’s producers, and was more convinced than ever that this movie was going to be incredible.
Why am I more convinced than ever that Total Frat Movie is going to be great? The Total Frat Movie is going to be great, simply put, because everyone working on the movie “gets it.” This isn’t going to be some American Pie: Beta House, shitty, cartoonish representation of Greek Life. There isn’t going to be some gimmicky, villainous nerd house with a super computer plotting to take over the “Greek Council” or some bullshit. There won’t be a bunch of wannabe porn stars posing as college girls in outrageous outfits, flashing their tits around at a completely unrealistic party. Don’t get me wrong, there WILL be tits, a lot of them, but they’ll be real, dammit!
All of that became overwhelmingly apparent during my two days brainstorming with the producers, consultants, director, et al. They want this movie to be an actual representation of Greek Life. They want to keep the voice true to TFM. That’s important.
Also important is that despite what the ticker on our IndieGoGo campaign tells you, we’ve raised a lot of money for this movie. $3.5 million and counting, to be specific, or did you not read the story about our film in The Hollywood Reporter? That might not seem like a lot of money to make a movie with, and if you’re making The Avengers you’d be right. But put that money into perspective, Spring Breakers, starring James Franco, Selena Gomez, Gucci Mane, and Vanessa Hudgens (as herself pretty much) just got made for $2 million. A few years back, the vastly underrated, extremely funny, and star-studded comedy Waiting… was made for $3 million. The list goes on and on.
Not only is it possible to make a good movie with the budget we currently have, it isn’t even uncommon. It’s far more important that the team behind the film have a clear vision and a dedication to that vision. That, I promise you, we do.
So why then, if we’re raising a good amount of money privately, do we even have the crowd-funding campaign? That is a pertinent question, to be sure. I guess the short answer is, we want to see how much we can get, so why not? But that’s not the good answer, or the real one. The real reason is, the more money we can crowd-fund, the more money we’ll be able to raise privately. What a successful crowd-funding campaign demonstrates to potential investors is that there is a built in audience, enthusiastic and willing to spend money on the product. Granted, the crowd funding campaign is far from the only way to prove that. The boatloads of money Rowdy Gentleman brings in is decent proof, as is the fact that our site traffic is off the charts, or that we were named the number one internet comedy destination for college undergrads. But you have to look no further than the recent crowd-funding campaign for a Veronica Mars movie to see what I’m talking about. The campaign to date has raised over $3 million. How much investment do you think that cult hit but ultimately failed TV show is going to garner from studios and investors now? The answer is quite a bit, that budget is going to be a lot higher than $3 million. Way to get outspent by CW loving geeds, congrats guys.
The closer we can point enthusiasm towards the actual film, the more effective it will be. So if you want to help us make a brilliant fraternity film, of which there have been roughly three in the history of cinema, which is a damn shame, throw us a few bucks. If you’d rather wait until we’ve notched a win and jump on the bandwagon then, that’s fine too, I understand that that’s the speed quite a few of you operate at.
The campaign ends this Wednesday. Donate Today. Help us make the film you all deserve.
We appreciate your help.
What I am more interested to see is how the movie is received by the general public rather than greeks themselves. If TFM makes this thing work there could be a potential to take this thing to the next level. It’s kinda cool to be as closely involved as we are. TFM staff, you dont hear this often (or at all) but good fucking job but still, fuck the Intern and post fail friday all ready.
12 years ago at 2:28 pm^
12 years ago at 3:08 pmAlready* but I concur with your statement.
12 years ago at 3:15 pm^^^ Refreshing comment. Thanks.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmWhy would I invest in something that doesn’t pay back?
12 years ago at 3:13 pmThey’re finally ending this fucking campaign? I guess the pledges can come out of the basement now…
12 years ago at 5:31 pmThis column was one giant power-move. Well done.
12 years ago at 6:15 pmPlease, please, please make it a requirement for the actors and actresses in the movie to be in or alumni of an actual IFC Fraternity or NPC Sorority! As you state in the campaign, we’re very misconstrued in movies and on shows. I can’t imagine y’all would allow some shallow, douchey geed to portray a real, (maybe still douchey) Fraternity man. But please make it a requirement for the actresses to be actual sorority women as well. I don’t want some moved-to-L.A.-at-18-to-pursue-acting/modeling, uneducated, waitress slut to portray a genuine, real sorority woman. I mean, I like to get WGW as much as the next stratty sister, and although things may get a little shitshow at formals, in basements, and at bid parties, we all have standards boards we report to that (unfortunately) require us to behave in a (semi-) respectable manner. Obviously highlight the realities of Greek life: extreme quantities of alcohol, glorious themed parties, shitshow formals, and way more fun than geeds can ever imagine, but please let any stripping at parties be by hired strippers for brothers/pledges’ bid parties, not by the sorority women.
Similarly, the Fraternity I’m very close to is filled with very respectable, gentlemanly brothers who hold the door open for me (and all girls) and are safe to be blackout drunk around at parties — “Real Frat(ernity) Move” as some people say. The mentality on this website by the guys is very anti-women (calling us slampieces, and all around degrading girls in general), and I’ve accepted that as far as this website goes. But in real life, NO guy would get very far with any sorority sister I know if he referred to her as his “slam” or said half the things the guys here say in the comments — it just doesn’t work like that. We have the boobs, therefore we have the power. Guys want us hanging around, so they treat us in a way that makes us want to be around them. I understand the things that are probably said about us when we’re not around may not be very becoming, but in person, guys treat us very well because they want us coming back.
Anyway, just thought I’d throw that out there. Looking forward to the movie!
12 years ago at 9:48 pm^
12 years ago at 11:15 amI don’t think anyone can fulfill your wishes better than the TFM staff. Unlike said geeds, the TFM staff understands us because they are us. Of course we talk about women in horrible ways on here, and sweetheart, that’s how we talk about them in the house when no women are around. It’s hilarious, and unlike liberal geeds, we realize the difference between humor and real life. We always hold the door for women, walk on the street side of the sidewalk, sit facing the door in a restaurant, etc. It’s part of what makes us great. A geed can get on his blog and say we’re offensive in our jokes, but he would be the first to throw a woman to an attacker to better his chance of safety. I’m excited for the TFM Movie because it will accurately show this.
By the way Bacon, is there a way to contribute anonymously? It would be a good middle ground between wanting to participate and avoiding the try hard label.
12 years ago at 1:05 pmOh and by the way lady, we treat you right because it’s the right thing to do. Your boobs aren’t as powerful as you think. I assure you, there’s plenty of boobs out there attached to women who would take such verbal abuse.
12 years ago at 1:08 pmTatro is funny on the internet for short videos but i’d rather not listen to his raspy ass voice for 2 hours
12 years ago at 10:49 amPlease put Thad Castle in this movie.
11 years ago at 7:08 pm