The Two Most Important Political Vines Of The 2016 Presidential Election

One of my favorite parts of political campaigns is when old, out-of-touch politicians start pandering to the youth vote by trying to use social media.
“Follow me on Tweeter.”
“Like this Dank Meme© on my Facebook™ Wall.”
Here are two beautifully crafted, out-of-context Vines of 2016 presidential candidates attempting to appease the Millennials. Look guys, they are just like us!
First up, Republican nominee Jeb Bush:
Macbook Pro, baby.
Second, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton:
Who do you think used it better? Which candidate was more #relatable? For me, it’s a toss up. I love Hillary, but look at all the nice Apple™ products Jeb Bush uses. I love those products! Then again, calling Hillary Clinton, Chillary Clinton? Hilarious. Very youth. Much relatable.
Republican nominee Lindsey Graham gets it:

I need to see more pandering before I finally cast my ballot, but I like my options so far. Here is to many more months full of videos like these..
Steve,
Please read about Hilary. She isn’t the candidate for the party and she wouldn’t be a good president. The democrats should nominate Jim Webb.
Also go fuck yourself. #blackballsteveholt
10 years ago at 1:50 pmGo take your articles to a left wing, politically correct, or feminist website. Oh wait, they’d never hire you because you’re fucking awful at what you do. #BlackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 1:53 pmWe’d love to have you, Steven.
10 years ago at 5:24 pmGet the fuck out.
10 years ago at 3:47 pmHow are they important to you when you’re going to vote for Hillary regardless, Steve?
#BlackBallSteveHolt
10 years ago at 1:56 pmThe only political agenda I have is to blackball Steve Holt.
10 years ago at 1:57 pmFuck you, Hillary sucks. Fire this pussy
10 years ago at 1:57 pmDo something useful and bring back snapchats of the week
10 years ago at 2:00 pmFuck you. And fuck Hillary. #blackballsteveholt
10 years ago at 2:05 pmSteveHolt, you’re too good for this site
10 years ago at 2:08 pmCommCollege69, you’re too community college for this site.
10 years ago at 2:13 pmThat’s why I’m an Exec and you’re my bitch
10 years ago at 2:23 pmBilly just want to take a moment and tell you that is one of the better insult/comebacks I’ve seen in a long while
10 years ago at 11:37 pmWhat the fuck kind of website do you think this is? Get the fuck out of here
10 years ago at 2:11 pm#BlackBallSteveHolt
Every morning I wake up and hope there’s a TFM article about your not so tragic suicide.
10 years ago at 2:12 pm