The Two Most Important Political Vines Of The 2016 Presidential Election
One of my favorite parts of political campaigns is when old, out-of-touch politicians start pandering to the youth vote by trying to use social media.
“Follow me on Tweeter.”
“Like this Dank Meme© on my Facebook™ Wall.”
Here are two beautifully crafted, out-of-context Vines of 2016 presidential candidates attempting to appease the Millennials. Look guys, they are just like us!
First up, Republican nominee Jeb Bush:
Macbook Pro, baby.
Second, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton:
Who do you think used it better? Which candidate was more #relatable? For me, it’s a toss up. I love Hillary, but look at all the nice Apple™ products Jeb Bush uses. I love those products! Then again, calling Hillary Clinton, Chillary Clinton? Hilarious. Very youth. Much relatable.
Republican nominee Lindsey Graham gets it:
I need to see more pandering before I finally cast my ballot, but I like my options so far. Here is to many more months full of videos like these..
Why do you insist on bringing up how much you love Hillary every chance you get? We get it, you’re a liberal scumbag
10 years ago at 2:17 pmI FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
10 years ago at 2:24 pmBad news Steve, the mentally incompetent can’t vote. Go back to your coloring books and let the men talk politics.
10 years ago at 2:27 pmBullshit. How else would Obama have gotten elected?
10 years ago at 9:55 pmYour sense of humor makes me cringe
10 years ago at 2:44 pmBeing a satirical site, I hoped at first that you might have been joking about your love for Hillary, so I didn’t say anything. But now, you’re an ass clown. #blackballsteveholt
10 years ago at 3:37 pmI’m gonna get lapped for this. We insult Liberals for getting mad at someone for having a different opinion but isn’t that what you’re doing right now? Steve Holt sucks as a writer but he’s entitled to an opinion.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmI actually gagged reading your comment.
10 years ago at 5:05 pmAnd we’re entitled to ours.
10 years ago at 6:35 pmIf you and Hitler were both on fire and I had only enough water to save one of you… I would drink the water then piss on your face
10 years ago at 4:05 pmBut that would put out the fire…
10 years ago at 5:16 pmTrump>Hilary
10 years ago at 4:11 pmMaybe the GOP not being as “tech savvy” as the liberals is a good thing if the shit they’d produce is anything near what Hilary posted. That shit was God awful.
10 years ago at 4:38 pmDo they pay you just to piss everyone off?
10 years ago at 4:46 pm