The U.S. Department Of State Has An Entire Team Dedicated To Trolling ISIS On Twitter
The Department of State is undoubtedly slightly cooler than the nerds in the Treasury or the big dicks in the Department of Justice. In fact, those guys don’t seem to do much of anything all day but slob the knobs of irrelevant foreign delegates, troll ISIS fanatics on Twitter, and watch disgusting European porn. Sorry, Grandex, but that is the fucking dream.
A team of Department of State employees controls a Twitter account with no other purpose than to troll ISIS militants and sympathizers. The account, @ThinkAgain_DOS, is used as the shit-talking arm of the mighty American government. Sure, the people behind this could incinerate you on an Iraqi battlefield from a control room in Nevada, but if we killed every idiot, there would be no morons to embarrass on the internet.
The account is obviously the United States’ attempt to counteract the technologically savvy ISIS militants, yet the tweets are surprisingly direct and sometimes entertaining. Sadly, Twitter has suspended many of the accounts the DOS employees were engaging.
.@Isisnews001 Mindless ramblings, wishful thinking – Calling others cowards while he HIDES, expects others to die for him. Such courage!
— Think AgainTurn Away (@ThinkAgain_DOS) November 14, 2014
.@ibn0mar #ISIS won’t be around long enough for this to matter, but ISIS coins will make great war trophies for those who drive them out
— Think AgainTurn Away (@ThinkAgain_DOS) November 14, 2014
The most entertaining and interesting tweet by far came on Tuesday, as the employees took on a tweet that appeared to show soldiers forcing oral sex upon a woman. Instead, the team did a little digging and announced that the picture was merely a propaganda piece and was a screenshot from a Hungarian porno.
#IslamicState is the SOLE SAVIOUR of millions of Sunni muslims against Iraqi-Syria Army butchers pic.twitter.com/5vZTPRUBNq
— State of Islam (@Dawla__accountt) November 17, 2014
.@Dawla__accountt The middle photo is taken from Hungarian porn. Stop using fake photos to “trick” people into supporting your lost cause.
— Think AgainTurn Away (@ThinkAgain_DOS) November 18, 2014
That is just fucking impressive. Bravo.
The @ThinkAgain_DOS squad seems like a pretty cool crew. Whether or not this team makes any difference in the online war of ideology is yet to be seen. We do know one thing, though. Somewhere in the DOS ranks, there is a man who knows his porn. That is a man I have no choice but to respect. .
Image via Council on Foreign Relations
With all the PC bullshit the government promotes its good to see at least some form of psy ops alive and kicking
11 years ago at 10:10 amYour dream job involves “slobbing the knobs of irrelevant foreign delegates”?
11 years ago at 10:17 amGetting paid to use your extensive knowledge of obscure pornography is the ultimate TFM
11 years ago at 10:22 amhow do I apply?
11 years ago at 10:23 amFUCK Isis
11 years ago at 10:24 amDidn’t Bacon write an extremely similar version of this article about two months ago?
11 years ago at 10:30 amI endorse these tax dollars being spent.
11 years ago at 10:38 amI work for DoS, they told me when I started I couldn’t watch porn. Going to ask the boss about this and how to get on the twitter team at the next happy hour.
11 years ago at 11:44 amGovernment pay. NF.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmConsultant pay. FaF
11 years ago at 3:32 pmYou cock gobbling turkey bitch.
11 years ago at 11:46 amWasn’t even there when it happened. What a load of horse shit.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmI’m just going to post a clever picture about this topic real quick…
11 years ago at 2:52 pmYou’re a little late on that one, but if you want to check out the video you can go to Tuscaloosabukkake.edu
11 years ago at 12:54 pm