The U.S. Navy Shows Off Its New Laser Gun, It Sets Shit On Fire
The United States Navy just whipped out its dick again. Surprise! It’s still big. Over the summer, the Navy installed its new laser weapon system on the USS Ponce, which deployed this fall.
The current gun is only 30 kilowatts, but there are plans for larger, higher powered laser guns to be installed on most of the Navy’s fleet of ships. The laser guns also have an economic benefit to them: they are much less expensive than the regular forms of ammo currently in use.
From the Washington Post:
The gun is adjustable, with shots of different strengths fired. The service already is planning larger laser guns of between 100 and 150 kilowatts, Klunder said. A lot of the ships in the Navy’s fleet are capable of having them aboard, he added.
The system offers several possible advantages. For one, each shot costs the military about 59 cents–far less than most other forms of ammunition that could be used.
The 2007 ammo budget for the Navy was approximately $22 million. That would yield more than 37 million shots from these guns. From the looks of the video, it seems as if it doesn’t require many shots to kill. Check it out for yourself:
Surely you’re able to see a giant laser beam aimed at you to let you know you’re about to get fucked, right? Nope. Shit’s invisible. Classic America.
No laser beam can be seen, but the boat bursts into flames.
Moral of the story? Don’t mess with America. We will literally light you on fire..
[via Washington Post]
Unconfirmed reports that it is also powered by liberal tears.
11 years ago at 4:02 pmSeriously how long until one of these can be in the gun safe? No 30 round magazines for feinstin to whine about, that zombie looking cunt.
11 years ago at 4:51 pmImagine the look on a Somali pirates face when his buddy spontaneously explodes beside him
11 years ago at 5:14 pm“Lasers.” TDrEvilM
11 years ago at 5:48 pmBlowing shit up with invisible lasers just because you can – TAmericaM
11 years ago at 8:54 amNow if we could just attach it to the front of a golf cart…
11 years ago at 10:28 amIm gonna get down voted for this and I don’t care, but was anyone else expecting something bigger? Im not saying this thing isn’t fucking sweet (which it is) but thats a big cannon shaped object shooting shit the size of teddy bears. Also fun fact, you can’t see bullets when they’re fired either.
11 years ago at 2:54 pmElectrical Fratgineer speaking here. The explosions you saw were explosive ordinance placed on the boat to show a tangible explosion. The laser beam from the “gun” caused the explosion. Also there are no “bullets” just a super charged amount of energy expended in the form of a super-concentrated laser beam.
11 years ago at 10:52 pmOld Dan Bilzerian probably laser removes pubes from his balls with this bad boy.
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