The University Of Central Florida Is Putting A Fucking Beach Inside Its Football Stadium
My alma mater, the University of Central Florida, just put every other school in the country on notice. While some of you nerds are focused on in-state recruiting battles and the approaching National Signing Day, UCF just casually dropped news that for the upcoming season their football stadium will have a motherfucking beach inside.
Bright House Networks Stadium will have a whole new look come Sept. 5: http://t.co/GGSOO8wBAg
#TheESC #ChargeOn pic.twitter.com/yzhV1X01HS
— UCF Knights (@UCFKnights) January 26, 2015
Here's what UCF's beach club inside football stadium looks in area behind the stands pic.twitter.com/uznkUnbloN
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 26, 2015
Suck on that, SEC. The 10,000 square foot artificial beach, dubbed the East Side Club, is said to be ready for the season opening kickoff September 5th, and will include a selection of refreshments, including beer and an assortment of frozen drinks, fifteen televisions, new sideline chairback seats, private restrooms, and enhanced WiFi connectivity.
For a measly $900, you can set up shop and watch the Knights play from this synthetic paradise all season long.
I’m sold.
Maybe I’m stroking my school off excessively here, but this is borderline genius. Suddenly the wifey wants to go to the game and you won’t have to worry about entertaining her throughout. She’ll go grab some frozen fruity cocktail and tan with her girlfriends in skimpy bikinis while you and your boys crush some brews and watch George O’Leary have a brain aneurism on the field. You get brownie points for taking the old lady out of the house and it’s a win-win all-around.
My non-existent donations are finally paying off..
[via UCF]
Image via Youtube
Jack hammer I like you, but just because your team can’t recruit anyone above 3 stars, doesn’t make yall good because you’ll have a fake beach.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmhttp://knightnews.com/2015/01/ucf-lands-4-star-wr-tristan-payton/
11 years ago at 11:40 pm^ States a fact of 4 star recruiting from UCF , gets lapped. Bama Logic
11 years ago at 1:46 amI’ve always wanted to deal with sand chafing while I watch football
11 years ago at 4:06 pmI hear that’s a good school.
11 years ago at 4:06 pmI still think a sorority exclusive nude beach would be the way to go
11 years ago at 4:18 pmGetting drunk for free at a real beach in just about any other city in Florida. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:24 pm“The University Of Detroit Is Putting A Fucking Unemployment Office Inside Its Football Stadium”
11 years ago at 4:24 pmI wish I could ^ This more. Fucking funny.
11 years ago at 4:29 pmSlow down. You don’t wanna cramp up while you jerk him off.
11 years ago at 8:36 pmDidn’t you know Kapp Sigs have a huge supply of Bengay?
11 years ago at 12:36 pmWould be worth it if it was an actually decent team in a decent conference.
11 years ago at 4:31 pmOpening an Applebees inside the stadium would draw more Floridians to games.
11 years ago at 4:34 pmBut it’s south Florida, the land of the spiky haired, tank and flat bill hat wearing geeds
11 years ago at 4:38 pmOrlando isn’t in south Florida champ
11 years ago at 4:42 pmYou have Down’s syndrome . It says the location of the university in the name of the university, you juco drop out.
11 years ago at 4:55 pmGranted, USF is in Tampa. Tampa isn’t exactly south Florida.
11 years ago at 5:10 pmAnd that’s why I have a 2.9
11 years ago at 5:13 pmTallahassee is Florida. Anywhere south of the panhandle is south Florida in my book. Everytime I floor my Tahoe I think of one day fishing over the reef that was once America’s penis.
11 years ago at 10:58 pmQuit showing off. Nobody likes that shit.
11 years ago at 11:12 pm*Down Syndrome
11 years ago at 5:53 pmIs this what my fucking tuition goes to? They should may be build more parking lots since you spend an average of 20 minutes looking for one.
Also, what fraternity were you active in while at UCF Jack?
11 years ago at 4:39 pm