The University Of Central Florida Is Putting A Fucking Beach Inside Its Football Stadium

Dan Regester11 years ago

My alma mater, the University of Central Florida, just put every other school in the country on notice. While some of you nerds are focused on in-state recruiting battles and the approaching National Signing Day, UCF just casually dropped news that for the upcoming season their football stadium will have a motherfucking beach inside.

Suck on that, SEC. The 10,000 square foot artificial beach, dubbed the East Side Club, is said to be ready for the season opening kickoff September 5th, and will include a selection of refreshments, including beer and an assortment of frozen drinks, fifteen televisions, new sideline chairback seats, private restrooms, and enhanced WiFi connectivity.

For a measly $900, you can set up shop and watch the Knights play from this synthetic paradise all season long.

I’m sold.

Maybe I’m stroking my school off excessively here, but this is borderline genius. Suddenly the wifey wants to go to the game and you won’t have to worry about entertaining her throughout. She’ll go grab some frozen fruity cocktail and tan with her girlfriends in skimpy bikinis while you and your boys crush some brews and watch George O’Leary have a brain aneurism on the field. You get brownie points for taking the old lady out of the house and it’s a win-win all-around.

My non-existent donations are finally paying off..

[via UCF]

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