The University Of Texas Fraternity House Vandals Need To Get More Creative And Original

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Over the past few days, some shaky handed vandal has been tagging University of Texas fraternity houses with some rather unflattering messages that are more based on rash generalizations than any transgressions the chapters have committed in the past.

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If you’re going to bomb our homes with insults, can you at least put some time and an ounce of effort into it? Your scribble game is trash. I mean do you even wildstyle, homie? This is some toy ass work. It might be time to put down the spray can and find a new hobby.

Rapist, racists, and Nazis? Way to be original, dude. Can you start picking low hanging fruit that hasn’t already fallen on the ground? At least go with the classics: goat fuckers, friend purchasers, narcissistic, overweight alcoholics. There’s so many other things you can rib us for and you decided to go down the road most traveled. Godwin’s Law strikes again. Nazi accusations are so hot right now. That’s not how you separate yourself from the pack, kid.

Sure, you’re getting your fifteen minutes of fame, but this is far from an advantageous long-term strategy in the current graffiti landscape. Banksy ain’t going around thoughtlessly throwing up Hitler backjumps or window downs. He’s not hitting heaven-spots with third reich shock pieces to get the media’s attention. Banksy just goes about his business and creates uniquely Banksy pieces.

Maybe work out the kinks in your black book before hitting the streets, rook.

  1. Ron_Paul_2016

    I love how statistically most campuses sexual assault is much higher in the rest of student populations but I guess that doesn’t fit a narrative. Guess it’s easier to call out a few hundred people than a few thousand.

    9 years ago at 1:12 pm
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      Last I checked, actually committing sexual battery was a blackball-worthy offense in just about every college fraternity that I’ve ever even heard of.

      9 years ago at 7:14 am
      1. Ron_Paul_2016

        ^ If you do something to harm the rest of the fraternity without caring about the repercussions then why would we want you here. This is 100% true.

        9 years ago at 3:21 pm
  2. Dan Regester

    I want it to be known that yes, I spent way too much time going down a graffiti slang rabbit hole with this story.

    9 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. TripSucks

      You got it mostly right. Honestly, super entertaining piece. btw nobody in the scene likes BANKSY anymore…. sellout and a geed

      9 years ago at 3:35 am
  3. Booga Suga

    It’s getting to the point where if they want a fight, they’re going to get one. This shit is so fucking ridiculous

    9 years ago at 1:15 pm
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    People always blame the Vandals! Never the Huns or the Visigoths! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    9 years ago at 1:15 pm
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        How the fuck do you know my Apple password? Can we ball this little prick yet?

        9 years ago at 3:02 pm
      2. AndrewsMomsAss

        You’d think someone named ‘haha’ would have a better sense of humor! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

        9 years ago at 7:47 pm
  5. David Brokowitz

    Sounds like some pledges need to camp out in the bushes with paintball guns

    9 years ago at 1:21 pm
      1. TossMeABronson

        Take your average SJW that has nose rings, piercings and other facial art and punch them in the face repeatedly. The pain is excruciating for them. If they have those stupid plastic loops in their ears, well that’s a whole other target of opportunity.

        9 years ago at 3:11 pm
  6. 40yroldVman

    How hard is it to set some look outs? These are more than likely some dreadlocked losers who are part of the local campus left wing pussy club. Jesus, man up!

    9 years ago at 1:26 pm
    1. Blowjob420

      No, they are obese feminists with purple hair who smell like bean and cheese.

      9 years ago at 1:31 pm
  7. BayBro650

    Look Dan, I don’t care if a fire alarm was pulled yesterday. Content never sleeps

    9 years ago at 1:34 pm
  8. The Lumberjack

    I remember a few years back when I saw a couple geeds try to break into a fraternity house across the street from mine. Three guys came out to confront them and one went back inside. Less than 5 minutes later 30 dudes come out side, one of the geeds swings at one of the guys, he dodges it and the next thing you see is the geed getting rocked in the face and then going face first into pavement. His friends assigned by a computer also get their asses handed to them. Long story short geeds if you fuck with any of our chapter houses and we catch you, your going to have a bad time.

    9 years ago at 1:36 pm
      1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Just looks like an upside-down turnip to me. Guess I’m not caught up on the SJW symbolism like the rest of the commenters.

        9 years ago at 8:21 pm
      2. Fratty Couples PGA

        One of my facebook friends got his tires slashed by the so-called “anti-fascists” and they painted a symbol very similar to the one above at the scene of the crime.

        9 years ago at 7:19 am