The Upper-Middle Class Kids Of Instagram
10 years ago

Step aside, Rich Kids of Instagram. Go sip some Dom Pérignon on Dad’s yacht off the Italian Coast with your rich, bratty friends. You think money buys you happiness, but I challenge you to have more fun than I do rolling 10 deep in a ’96 MasterCraft, tearing through the no-wake zone with a cooler of Bud Heavy at my side. You can’t. Fuck your private chef, too. The bait shop next to the public boat ramp has a taco stand out front that’ll blow the fedora off your head.

Here are the Upper-Middle Class Kids of Instagram, summering in the burbs and balling hard on Dad’s upper-middle class budget:

Bringing the water park to the suburbs.
Bringing the water park to the suburbs.
If you squint hard enough, you're on a remote tropical island.
If you squint hard enough, you’re on a remote tropical island.
Casual beach roadie to Gulf Shores.
Casual beach roadie to Gulf Shores.
Fuck your fancy internship. I'm trying to stack paper this summer.
Fuck your fancy internship. I’m trying to stack paper this summer.
Redefining the staycation.
Redefining the staycation.
#BurbLife, motherfuckers.
#BurbLife, motherfuckers.
That view, though.
That view, though.
You can take the thug out the burbs, but you can't take the burbs out the thug.
You can take the thug out the burbs, but you can’t take the burbs out the thug.
They see me rollinnnnn, they hatinnnnnn.
They see me rollinnnnn, they hatinnnnnn.
Not quite ready to take your talents to the links.
Not quite ready to take your talents to the links.
We outchea.
We outchea.
Guess who went HAM at the Polo Outlet again.
Guess who went HAM at the Polo Outlet again.
The squaaaaaad and my selfie stick.
The squaaaaaad and my selfie stick.
Living the dream.
Living the dream.
The great outdoors.
The great outdoors.
Juuuuuust off the Vegas Strip.
Juuuuuust off the Vegas Strip.

  2. DirtyMike312

    You talked a big game in the intro and simply did not follow through. Don’t make these chumps the face of our community.

    10 years ago at 9:48 pm
  3. Theta_Theta

    Dorn writing an article about kids with lots of photos when everyone has probably left the office…no that’s not suspicious at all

    10 years ago at 9:49 pm
  5. GeneralChocha

    Who cares about a bunch of tools pretending to be rich to a bunch of poor tools below them on the ladder? Upper middle class is just a cover for McMansion-Lexus level trash. Down votes are thumbs up on this one. Stay thirsty my friends.

    10 years ago at 9:55 pm
  7. DanFrockingtonLXIX

    You just love setting yourself up for these pedophile jokes, don’t you Dorno

    10 years ago at 10:02 pm
  9. HonoraryMember

    Ain’t nothing Upper about “the great outdoors” picture among others. That looks about as middle class as it gets unless they’re in a San Fran suburb. Give us some upper-middle class 20-30 something year old bros that are just raising hell, blowing the shit out of their potential retirement savings.

    10 years ago at 10:19 pm