The Walton County Sheriff’s Office Wants You To Know Destin, FL Is NOT Your 2016 Spring Break Spot
10 years ago

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Two weeks ago, we reported that Panama City Beach banned alcohol on its beaches in the month of March to thwart unruly spring breakers from soiling their good name and turning their resort town into a hedonistic drug, alcohol and fornication fest. Then last week, we recommended seven alternative spring break destinations to PCB, one of which being just down the road: Destin, Florida. Destin, the quaint, quiet, family-friendly vacation spot is not known for the wild behavior you typically see in Panama City Beach.

Today, we received a snarky as fuck letter from the Walton County Sheriff’s Office, with the intent to let us — and all of you — know that if you’re thinking of booking your spring break trip to Destin next March, you motherfuckers better think again.

Below is that salty letter we received via email.

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Edit: The Patrick Kane reference was just pointed out to me. This guy’s too good.

So snarky, right? I love this letter. Such attitude. They get the point across, too. It was effective. All beach-bound spring breakers have officially been put on notice. The virgin beaches of Destin, Florida will remain virgin as the Walton County Sheriff’s Office has thrown away the key to its spring break chastity belt.

You demented college kids are still free to act like caged horny alcoholics who are set free on the beach for one week per year, but you’re not doing it in Destin, and you’re not doing it on the watch of the Walton County Sheriff’s Office.

“By the looks of your comments you don’t have much support among your comrades anyway.”

This is 100% true, but to be fair, sir, we never have their support.

P.S. Hey Fratrick Kane, get a fucking map, idiot. Have you even been to Whale’s Tale, dude? You’re making us look like morons.

  3. destinbeach

    I live in Destin. We welcome all who come. I have lived here all my. Trust me when I say both Walton and Okaloosa county needs your money. Some of us can use the employment you create and would be happy to earn an income by serving you or cleaning up after you. Don’t let the old people and low IQ badges scare you (Walton.) Have fun and be safe. Make Destin #1 for spring break and ignore the lame scare tactics. Our police can not arrest you if you don’t break the law.

    10 years ago at 11:54 pm
  4. hulme

    To be honest miramar beach wishes it was destin and any local going to miramar beach will tell you they are going to destin

    10 years ago at 12:37 am
  5. HellboundAngel

    This thread seems as if tourists are going to flood the beach like a bad sequel of Project X. Calm your tits and check your blood pressure. Anyone with common sense that knows to not break laws, especially laws like littering that may seem petty to a kid from IL, will come to pay for drinks, eats, rooms, and help those who live there do the same and look forward to having a staycation after they’ve left.

    10 years ago at 8:44 am
      1. HellboundAngel

        Common sense is sadly a trait that can’t be afforded by most. It wouldn’t even shock me to know these are local kids leaving this kind of mess…because Destin has spring breakers too. Although FLSkins, I got the message…even though it was a 100 yard shot of the water…versus a 5 foot shot of the sand.

        10 years ago at 11:01 am
  7. thefrattiestmanalive

    When they referred to themselves as a fraternity I couldn’t help but think of the “frat cops” video you guys made a while back.

    10 years ago at 11:25 am
  10. Greg Maddux

    Just an FYI.. The Hilton – San Destin hosts a porn star convention every Memorial Day weekend. “A friend of mine” strolls past there every year.

    10 years ago at 7:47 pm