Winter Olympics Will Be A Safe And Sexy Lovefest Thanks To Record-Breaking Condom Distribution

Socrates Johnson8 years ago

If I had to make an educated guess comparing the amount of sex between athletes that goes down during the two Olympics games, I’d say that the Summer Olympics probably makes for the superior fuck fest. The locales are more exotic, the athletes tend to be better looking, and, truth be told, folks are just a lot more horny in the summer.

But there’s about to be a whole lot of safe and sexy lovemaking in Pyeongchang, South Korea, as a record-breaking amount of condoms, or party hats as I like to call them, is set to be doled out to the athletes ahead of this year’s Winter Olympics.

From Channel NewsAsia:

Over little more than two weeks from the opening of the Olympiad next Friday, a total of 110,000 contraceptive sheaths will be distributed, 10,000 more than at Vancouver in 2010 or Sochi in 2014.

With 2,925 athletes taking part, it equates to an average of 37.6 condoms per sportsman and sportswoman.

But they will be made available to all participants.

“Baskets with condoms will be placed at both men’s and women’s toilets” at athletes’ villages in Pyeongchang and Gangneung, the main press centre, the media village as well as medical centres, the organisers said.

Rubber manufacturer Convenience Co has donated 100,000 of the condoms, saying it did so for “a successful hosting of the Winter Olympics and the prevention of the spread of the HIV virus.”

But spokesman Chung Geun-Sik said many of them would be taken home unopened as souvenirs.

“We don’t expect the athletes to use them all,” he added.

More like PyeongBANG, am I right? (I am right, don’t you ever question that again).

The nerve on this Chung Geun-Sik character though. Basically putting every single athlete’s fuck game into question. “No way these prudes can go through 110,000 condoms in 2 weeks,” he basically said. What a smug prick.

Come on, it’s doable if everyone just does their part. Everyone knows that bobsledders and lugers screw like maniacs, so they’ll be able to carry their weight no problem. The biathletes and the skiers are practically sex addicts. The speed skaters? Them I’m not too sure about. They’re probably good for one or maybe two bang sesh per night. Don’t even get me started on the curlers. Practically virgins, everyone one of them.

Ok, so maybe I am a just little worried about the athletes reaching the fuck quota which I have myself imposed upon them. I just so want Chung Geun-Sik to be proved wrong so badly. And, yeah, it would be nice for Winter Olympians to be recognized for their sexual prowess as much the Summer crew. Still, I am skeptical but hopeful. It is 2018 after all. .

[via Channel NewsAsia]

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