“The Wolf of Wall Street” Will Be A Sexual Deviant’s Dream

If there is one movie I have been looking forward to all damn year, it’s The Wolf of Wall Street. Directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Wolf is based on the crazy life of Wall Street badass Jordan Belfort and written by Belfort himself while in prison with Tommy Chong as his cell mate. I previously read both the book and the sequel and have been pumped for this movie for a long time. Seriously, check out this new trailer:

Now, reports are coming out that “all of the actors have a lot of skin in the game,” and they mean that quite literally. Leo gets rear-ended by a dominatrix with a candle, Jonah Hill goes full frontal ala Boogie Nights, and “there are said to be orgies on planes, in living rooms, just about everywhere.” Along with unreal amounts of blow, quaaludes, and vehicular destruction, none of this should surprise fans of the book, but your average movie viewer may be a bit caught off guard. Not to mention, Wolf comes out Christmas Day of all days.

Ultimately, while backdoor play and anything involving Jonah Hill naked are both highly questionable, Margot Robbie playing Leo’s wife will more than make up for it, and I, for one, am glad they’re not pulling any punches in one of the most hilarious and amazing true stories I have ever read.

The Wolf of Wall Street is promising to be to sex what GoodFellas was to violence. Merry Christmas, boys.

[via Showbiz411]

Image via YouTube

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    1. FratEarlyandOften

      Considering it will be out for 7 days in 2013 (and during the Christmas season), I highly doubt that it will outperform most other movies in 2013.

      12 years ago at 2:14 pm
    2. OMFratRebel

      ^The media has been talking about whether it will destroy all Oscar competition or not. They’re not even considering the possibility of it not killing in the ratings.

      12 years ago at 2:17 pm
  1. Griswold

    “You just tried to bribe a federal officer.”
    “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
    What a guy.

    12 years ago at 3:13 pm
  2. TrickleDown

    This is one of those movies that’s designed to make capitalists look evil and greedy but will backfire and end up making everyone love them that much more. America wins again.

    12 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. snobro

      Robbing people of their retirement money, forcing foreclosures and destroying peoples livelihoods by selling fake stocks isn’t frat or anything we should be proud about.

      12 years ago at 8:56 am
    2. RogerSterlingJr

      Yeah that’s not what he did at all. Read a little, or at least wait until the movie comes out, dumbass.

      12 years ago at 12:11 pm
  3. worthyconsul

    Its too bad Quaaludes are a forgoten drug of the 80s from what i have heard from alumni they were the shit back in the day also The Dutchess. TFM

    12 years ago at 4:05 pm
  4. Mitchell Sandstone

    “You have my money taped to ya boobs, technically ya do work for me.” TFM.

    12 years ago at 8:21 pm