There Are Some Serious Medical Side Effects To Heavy Drinking, Apparently

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Science has been telling us that drinking heavily is bad for us for years. Nobody’s really listened. Those scientists are nothing but a bunch of nerds, anyway. However, some new studies show just how unhealthy a night of heavy drinking can be.

We all know that after a night of drinking, there’s a decent chance you’ll feel like straight shit, you’ll still have a pretty high BAC, and you won’t be in your finest form. There are some other nasty effects alcohol has on the body, too. Studies show that the cells in your gut break down during drinking (these cells sound weak as fuck). After only 30 minutes of drinking, endotoxins–the toxins released as those cells in your gut break down–enter the bloodstream. I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t sound good.

Apparently, these endotoxins slow down your body’s immune system, and they may lead to the body taking vital nutrients from your muscles. That’s probably not healthy. These endotoxins can also lead to a form of liver inflammation called “alcohol hepatitis,” which doesn’t sound too fun, either.

Now, as I said, I’m no doctor, but I’ve got a theory. Could the breakdown of cells in your gut and the release of endotoxins be a contributing factor in the prevalence of beer shits? I think so.

So, what can you do to prevent some of these nasty side effects? Well, you could not drink, but let’s not kid ourselves here. Drinking a glass of water with every drink can help, as can making sure you don’t drink on an empty stomach. It’s all the same common sense stuff we’ve heard since middle school. Whatever works.

[via Trove]

  1. WolfofTappanStreet

    The weaker cells get killed off, allowing the stronger cells to band together and create a stronger gut. It’s science.

    10 years ago at 3:35 pm
  2. Ruger_Dern

    dare iz actualy a way 2 avoid al teh bed side afects uv drinkin
    u redy 2 lern it?

    itz caled havin a dik u fukin pusys

    10 years ago at 5:48 pm
  3. TheCatInTheFrat

    how is this worthy of a column? I could be a writer for this website if this is what it takes

    10 years ago at 12:28 am
  4. GreatLakesFratMove

    Trying to inform Fraternity men the dangers of drinking is like telling people on welfare to get a job. In one ear and out the other.

    10 years ago at 1:23 am
  5. eoufratdaddy

    Beer naturally contains a form of penicillin, which is good for your immune system. It also contains tons of nutrients which are great for college students because we don’t get any from top ramen.

    10 years ago at 1:29 am