There Are Some Serious Medical Side Effects To Heavy Drinking, Apparently
Science has been telling us that drinking heavily is bad for us for years. Nobody’s really listened. Those scientists are nothing but a bunch of nerds, anyway. However, some new studies show just how unhealthy a night of heavy drinking can be.
We all know that after a night of drinking, there’s a decent chance you’ll feel like straight shit, you’ll still have a pretty high BAC, and you won’t be in your finest form. There are some other nasty effects alcohol has on the body, too. Studies show that the cells in your gut break down during drinking (these cells sound weak as fuck). After only 30 minutes of drinking, endotoxins–the toxins released as those cells in your gut break down–enter the bloodstream. I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t sound good.
Apparently, these endotoxins slow down your body’s immune system, and they may lead to the body taking vital nutrients from your muscles. That’s probably not healthy. These endotoxins can also lead to a form of liver inflammation called “alcohol hepatitis,” which doesn’t sound too fun, either.
Now, as I said, I’m no doctor, but I’ve got a theory. Could the breakdown of cells in your gut and the release of endotoxins be a contributing factor in the prevalence of beer shits? I think so.
So, what can you do to prevent some of these nasty side effects? Well, you could not drink, but let’s not kid ourselves here. Drinking a glass of water with every drink can help, as can making sure you don’t drink on an empty stomach. It’s all the same common sense stuff we’ve heard since middle school. Whatever works.
[via Trove]
10 years ago at 3:32 pm
aside the funny gif. the things id do to her..
10 years ago at 6:31 pmTwo birds, one stone.
10 years ago at 6:43 pmDoes eating the ice out of my crown drink count?
10 years ago at 3:33 pmWanna try one more, bud?
10 years ago at 3:44 pmThe weaker cells get killed off, allowing the stronger cells to band together and create a stronger gut. It’s science.
10 years ago at 3:35 pmFratural selection
10 years ago at 4:18 pmAll this reading makes me want a beer.
10 years ago at 3:37 pmA wise man once said…”I will not die sober”
10 years ago at 3:54 pmdare iz actualy a way 2 avoid al teh bed side afects uv drinkin
u redy 2 lern it?
itz caled havin a dik u fukin pusys
10 years ago at 5:48 pmWe’ve missed you and your wisdom, Ruger.
10 years ago at 10:24 amNo one has time to drink a glass of water after every drink come on now
10 years ago at 8:39 pmhow is this worthy of a column? I could be a writer for this website if this is what it takes
10 years ago at 12:28 amTrying to inform Fraternity men the dangers of drinking is like telling people on welfare to get a job. In one ear and out the other.
10 years ago at 1:23 amBeer naturally contains a form of penicillin, which is good for your immune system. It also contains tons of nutrients which are great for college students because we don’t get any from top ramen.
10 years ago at 1:29 am