There Is Finally A Subscription Service Solely For Condoms, The Cocksman Club
Are you one of those guys who is embarrassed about buying condoms at the store? Do you enjoy having sex, but want to be safe while doing it? Well, I have good news for you. There is finally a company suited just for your needs.
The Cocksman Club, a startup aimed at keeping college students safe from STDs, is a condom subscription service that opened its doors for business this morning. The company, headed by fraternity guys from schools across the nation, advocates safe sex in the form of an exclusive condom-receiving club. They even released a funny promotional video explaining the benefits of signing up for their service.
They promote themselves with four key words: safe, discreet, monthly, smart. Orders that come in the mail are hidden from plain sight, so your mailman doesn’t feel awkward and your mother doesn’t see the package–there is an opportunity for a terrible pun here, but I’ll ignore the urge. They also offer a wide variety of condom combos, you know, in case some of you are more active than others.
The Player: Three condoms of your choice for $5 a month
The All-Star: Six condoms of your choice for $8 a month
The Champion: Ten condoms of your choice for $10 a month
The Legend: 24 condoms of your choice for $20 a month
The ingenuity behind this idea is pretty remarkable. It’s very similar to the DollarSaveClub.com viral marketing campaign, which racked up 13.5 million hits on YouTube. Except this is way cooler than razors. Props to these guys for trying to create a safer college environment for all of us.
[via The Cocksman Club]
Image via YouTube
What’s a condom?
11 years ago at 10:01 amThis is the question that has sired many a child.
11 years ago at 10:17 amI have never understood the embarrassment men have when buying condoms. Select your box of choice, walk up to the best looking cashier, give her a wink as you hand her the cash, and walk out of the store with your head held high and some fucking confidence as you know you are going to get laid.
11 years ago at 10:29 amYou’re so frat.
11 years ago at 11:51 amCondoms are NF
11 years ago at 11:49 amI like using lambskin condoms.
11 years ago at 11:50 am
11 years ago at 12:06 pmOnly 24 as the max package? I think I’ll just continue to buy my condoms in bulk from Sam’s Club.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmPush comes to shove just get some big league chew and make your own condom. Im a ‘pull your self up by your boot straps’ kinda guy.
11 years ago at 1:05 pm