These Hammered College Kids Are Incredibly Passionate About Harambe
9 years ago

When it comes to carrying on the legacy of Harambe, Twitter user Ryan Iwerks cares. He cares so much that he went around an outdoor day rager sticking his camera in hammered kids’ faces, demanding they voice their support for the late gorilla:

“In His name, thou shalt dumpeth thine tits out and whippeth thine dicks out…” (Haram 12:12).

I don’t know where these kids are or where they go to school, but they can get down. Most of them are too fucked up to make words and I’m loving every second of it.

Truly inspirational. Despite the severe sunburn, despite the shot voice boxes, these good people still shouted praise for Harambe (blessed be His name) and the need to expose genitalia in His honor.

“Dickss oww forrr harambxhgvbababe!”

“Tips out for… that fucking gorilla.”

  3. Sodakjacks

    Looks like WeFest in Detroit Lakes, MN. I’ve lost a little dignity there myself

    9 years ago at 1:23 pm
  4. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Having so many potential Rowdy Gentleman customers gathered in one place must have your marketing people salivating like a rabid dog on an Alabama dirt road.

    9 years ago at 1:24 pm
  5. Sir Winston Brochill

    Why did you post a video of high school kids rambling about harambe?

    9 years ago at 1:24 pm
  8. nolenation44

    What makes you think we give a shit about stuff like this? You obviously read the comment section or else people wouldn’t be getting their accounts and comments deleted. Read the god damn room and cut this shit out.

    9 years ago at 1:46 pm